The title race

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guesses as at round 6

Poll ended at Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:14 am

Mick
6
67%
Kelly
2
22%
Taj
1
11%
Andy
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 9

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Post by Surfa 69 » Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:58 am

wanto wrote:Image

still close .. just as close as before

if fanning gets a third in brazil, kelly can't beat him.

if fanning gets a first in brazil, taj can't beat him.
Think you got that last bit round the wrong way. If fanning gets 1st in either of the next 2 events he's won no matter what, if he gets 2nd in either of the next 2 events he will beat taj no matter what.

Even if kelly gets 1st in the next 2 events fanning only needs to get 2 5th's to win (which isn't much to ask considering he's been in the top 3 of every event bar one throughout the whole year!).

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Post by wanto » Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:45 am

hmm .. just re-doing the sums:

if mick gets a 2nd he's got
1+3+2+3+3+1+3+2=7968
which is lower than taj's best case scenario (winning next 2)

so mick needs a 1st to beat taj before pipe.

right?

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Post by mustkillmulloway » Sun Oct 21, 2007 1:13 pm

gawdddd :lol: now i'm trying figure it out :oops:

if mick wins in brazil.....it's his :!:

if slater wins.....mick and burrow have blow out b4 the semis for him ( kelly) stay in the race :?

IF it comes down too pipe i recken slater will stich mick up :idea:

burrows a hoax....he want win regardless his postion on the ladder and he doesn't charge pipe....west coast nancy boy :shock:

p.s and his riding poly boards sprayed up too look like firewires :roll:

theres the uptodate title race.....now lets go back to watching the cat orgasim on u-tube more exciting

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Post by vb » Sun Oct 21, 2007 2:40 pm

Go the Aussies, notch one up before that Jordy Smith starts tackling KS's record next year. What a freak!

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Post by wanto » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:24 am

slater needs a 2nd and a 1st at brazil and pipe to win the title.

taj needs a 5th and 1st or a 2nd and 3rd at brazil and pipe to win the title.

fanning needs to lose every heat from here on in both of these scenarios.

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Post by mustkillmulloway » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:48 pm


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Post by wanto » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:48 am

firstly, new threads about old threads suck.

2ndly, congrats mick! great surfing all year round gets the cake.

pretty sure i've worked it out right for those interested:

Image

if slater comes 1st taj needs a 3rd or higher to beat him
if slater comes 2nd or 3rd taj needs a 9th or higher to beat him
if slater comes 5th taj doesn't need a score to beat him

parko cannot catch taj
if parko comes 1st slater needs a 3rd or higher to beat him
if parko comes 2nd slater needs a 5th or higher to beat him
if parko comes 3rd slater needs a 9th or higher to beat him
if parko comes 5th slater doesn't need a score to beat him

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Post by mustkillmulloway » Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:58 pm

tonto :arrow: stop hi jacking my thread on animal sex 8)

great see mick win :!:

interesting andys lack of movitaion this year :?

( off the gear :?: :twisted: )

burrow will never win one....may well just change his name too cheyne horan now :idea:

now.....all eyes turn too pipe :arrow:

will mick prove worthy and win it :?:

will slater get the shits and surf better pipe than anyone ever has :!:

can andy score some more gear and make a comeback on the roids and meth

the answers in december....pencil it in :shock:

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Post by special_k » Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:36 pm

wanto wrote:firstly, new threads about old threads suck.

2ndly, congrats mick! great surfing all year round gets the cake.

pretty sure i've worked it out right for those interested:

Image

if slater comes 1st taj needs a 3rd or higher to beat him
if slater comes 2nd or 3rd taj needs a 9th or higher to beat him
if slater comes 5th taj doesn't need a score to beat him

parko cannot catch taj
if parko comes 1st slater needs a 3rd or higher to beat him
if parko comes 2nd slater needs a 5th or higher to beat him
if parko comes 3rd slater needs a 9th or higher to beat him
if parko comes 5th slater doesn't need a score to beat him
??????????? Your table is just ridiculously confusing. All surfers' places don't change best or worst case scenarios? (obviously Mick's don't cause he's won the fcuker......but the rest of them CAN change. You have been consistent on this Wanko......consistently annoying. Are you dyslexic?

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Post by wanto » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:19 pm

fuck mate, if you don't like it don't fucking use it. wanker.

it makes perfect sense to me, obviously because i wrote it, but it isn't something i've handed out surveys for so yeah, sorry if i didn't please one **** who seems to think i give a shit.

if you go back a page or 2 i explained it to your mate kk. dickhead. :roll:

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Post by special_k » Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:36 pm

wanto wrote:3rd of all the best cases, 2nd of all the worst cases.
I don't think you've explained yourself that well and no-one has given you any positive feedback on them at all you fcuking poser. They are shit tables which ever way you look at them. Best place for Taj 2nd worst 2nd??? etc etc??? And the effort required ...... give it up pal. :roll:

And yeah you do give a shit......(for brains). :twisted:

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Post by special_k » Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:44 pm

wanto wrote:3rd of all the best cases, 2nd of all the worst cases.
PS I love KK dearly but there's NO WAY he'd grasp that enigmatic response.

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Post by wanto » Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:46 pm

legend.

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Post by BA » Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:47 pm

special_k wrote:
wanto wrote:3rd of all the best cases, 2nd of all the worst cases.
I don't think you've explained yourself that well and no-one has given you any positive feedback on them at all you fcuking poser. They are shit tables which ever way you look at them. Best place for Taj 2nd worst 2nd??? etc etc??? And the effort required ...... give it up pal. :roll:

And yeah you do give a shit......(for brains). :twisted:
Fcuk it must be hard walking around all day with that huge fcuking tree on your shoulder. Do you ever make a positive post? Are YOU always fcuking right? FFS mate, maybe stay away from the drugs. You are one uptight cnut.

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Post by special_k » Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:05 pm

Rockin' Ron wrote:So you're just a full blown troll now eh special K? No pretence at contribution any more? Just out and out slander of everyone and everything?

Go for it...it's becoming entertaining if nothing else.
I'm here to entertain CockinRon.

So has anyone of you "fools" managed to work out the Wanto's tables?

And Im offended that you think I never put out a positive post. What about the one where I said I'd marry C'ress and invite all you guys. That's kinda positive isn't it?

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Post by special_k » Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:12 pm

Surfa 69 wrote:
wanto wrote:Image

still close .. just as close as before

if fanning gets a third in brazil, kelly can't beat him.

if fanning gets a first in brazil, taj can't beat him.
Think you got that last bit round the wrong way.
How dare you question Wanto, Surfa 69er!! What are you stupid or something?

Fcuk Wanko......does anyone get your "logic"? I'm really very interested.

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Post by 2nd Reef » Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:17 pm

I got no problems with them Special K.

Think the fact you don't understand it says more about you than it does about Wanto.

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Post by ric_vidal » Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:18 pm

special_k wrote:I'm here to entertain...
:lol:

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