Bali For Beginners
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Re: Bali For Beginners
I have done Bali several times, solo, with family and with GF. Surprisingly going with a partner was the most enjoyable.
Do Ubud - rice paddy tours on bikes, monkey forest, elephant temple, day trip to Bratan volcano and lakes (more scenic and less chaotic then Kalimantan), don't stay right in town as the valley areas are nicer and more relaxing.
I've done a couple of rides down from Mount Batur with Infinity Mtn Biking. They have a range of rides to suit your (and your GF's) ability. Highly recommended.
If you are staying in Kuta/Legian/Seminyak, an Uluwatu Temple day trip is a great excuse for you to spend the day watching the waves and maybe get a few yourself... if you don't mind a crowd. Grab a driver and get an early start to avoid traffic.
Nusa Lembongan is a great side trip for 2-3 nights if you want to get away from everything. Cheap beachside accommodation and you can paddle out for fun, less crowded waves while your missus does yoga, spa or works on her tan.
Do Ubud - rice paddy tours on bikes, monkey forest, elephant temple, day trip to Bratan volcano and lakes (more scenic and less chaotic then Kalimantan), don't stay right in town as the valley areas are nicer and more relaxing.
I've done a couple of rides down from Mount Batur with Infinity Mtn Biking. They have a range of rides to suit your (and your GF's) ability. Highly recommended.
If you are staying in Kuta/Legian/Seminyak, an Uluwatu Temple day trip is a great excuse for you to spend the day watching the waves and maybe get a few yourself... if you don't mind a crowd. Grab a driver and get an early start to avoid traffic.
Nusa Lembongan is a great side trip for 2-3 nights if you want to get away from everything. Cheap beachside accommodation and you can paddle out for fun, less crowded waves while your missus does yoga, spa or works on her tan.
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Most over rated wave in Bali?
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
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I've surfed Uluwatu stretch about 10x. Never again. Appalling crowd, and apart from Racetracks, a shifty, lurching, lump of a wave with a good chance of a beating to make it even more appealing...
I've surfed Uluwatu stretch about 10x. Never again. Appalling crowd, and apart from Racetracks, a shifty, lurching, lump of a wave with a good chance of a beating to make it even more appealing...
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Tanjung Sari?
Green Balls?
Green Balls?
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
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Flying out in two weeks...just noticed Jetstar have been cancelling flights due to a volcanic eruption...anyone know much about this...is it likely to go on for a while???
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Act of God, God, who can say.Almighty God wrote:Flying out in two weeks...just noticed Jetstar have been cancelling flights due to a volcanic eruption...anyone know much about this...is it likely to go on for a while???
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My lord I take it your still with your new chick so my advice is probably useless to you but I will post it for others.
Condoms bring your own as the quality over there can be shit house.
Plenty of good rub and tug places around just ask your Cabbie driver. Don't go to a dodgy side ally one theres plenty where you can pick the girl of your liking. The transaction at the desk will be for the massage negotiate the rest with the girl doing the massage. You won't need to be upfront the massage will start like normal and the hands will gradually work closer to your genitals until she will put it to you.
Now you can probably fcuk them if thats your thing but once again BYO condoms.
Prostitutes in the streets do not touch plenty of european girls around who are willing the pommie girls can be filthy.
Condoms bring your own as the quality over there can be shit house.
Plenty of good rub and tug places around just ask your Cabbie driver. Don't go to a dodgy side ally one theres plenty where you can pick the girl of your liking. The transaction at the desk will be for the massage negotiate the rest with the girl doing the massage. You won't need to be upfront the massage will start like normal and the hands will gradually work closer to your genitals until she will put it to you.
Now you can probably fcuk them if thats your thing but once again BYO condoms.
Prostitutes in the streets do not touch plenty of european girls around who are willing the pommie girls can be filthy.
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i am guessing you misunderstood what i was referring to when i mentioned "volcanic eruption"rmb wrote:My lord I take it your still with your new chick so my advice is probably useless to you but I will post it for others.
Condoms bring your own as the quality over there can be shit house.
Plenty of good rub and tug places around just ask your Cabbie driver. Don't go to a dodgy side ally one theres plenty where you can pick the girl of your liking. The transaction at the desk will be for the massage negotiate the rest with the girl doing the massage. You won't need to be upfront the massage will start like normal and the hands will gradually work closer to your genitals until she will put it to you.
Now you can probably fcuk them if thats your thing but once again BYO condoms.
Prostitutes in the streets do not touch plenty of european girls around who are willing the pommie girls can be filthy.
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