HOLY MALE 2 Redemptions Song

[Almighty God]

Have you ever heard how ants predict rain...its true, and pretty cool...I like to find a bunch of ants on a really hot day with no clouds...and spray them with a hose...haha, didnt see that coming did you, little bastards

[Drailed]

When I was hanging out with a Sioux tribe in Arizona they taught me a proverb "he who casts the smallest shadow makes the biggest noise" - You might wanna think about that Shearer.

A lizard would cast a pretty small shadow so would an ant. They don't make any noise at all really.

Yeah, well I made it up anyway so who cares.

[steve shearer]

Anyway, back to the vengeful Old testament God.

[godsavetheking]

We had a couple of honest six foot (australian) days at lohis. A bunch of israelis who'd turned up the night before all snapped their boards within the first half hour then spent the rest of their holiday walking up to random people demanding that they sell them a 6'8. You can't fault their boldness but their ability is pretty woeful

[Beanpole]

No Im saving it up for when I'm over 60 and cant surf real waves anymore.

you are better than me

do you realise youre not in high school any more? just wondering

send my regards to the rest of the A list

Well, at 59 this year you are describing my kind of waves.

[foamy]

Steve was just teasing. Remember, it was only a few weeks ago that Steve was telling us how he spent the summer surfing The Pass.

[Almighty God]

We had a couple of honest six foot (australian) days at lohis. A bunch of israelis who'd turned up the night before all snapped their boards within the first half hour then spent the rest of their holiday walking up to random people demanding that they sell them a 6'8. You can't fault their boldness but their ability is pretty woeful

Was told that Lohis is now closed to the public, resort access only...and my boat driver wouldnt take us there. But Pasta Point, previously private access only, is now open to the public.

Didnt see any Isreali's at all whilst there, I try to avoid them if I can...90% of the tourists were Italian, and only a handful surfed...but some of them were good surfers

The surf guide at the surf shack is a fcuking awesome surfer from South Australia...so I take his word for it when it comes to size...has been surfing there for 5 seasons, and said it gets double overhead on a regular basis during peak months...currents arent a problem but winds can be...and crowds

[godsavetheking]

Yeah when I went in July 2009 (I think) it was exclusive access, although they weren't limiting surfer numbers to 45 like they do now that World Surfaris has wrested control. Where did you hear that Pasta Point had gone public? All the agents are still claiming it's restricted to 30 surfers and exclusive

[Almighty God]

the surf guide told us...and our boat driver said it was no problem to go there. I had a mate stay at the Pasta Point resort about 18 months ago I think...and it was definitely exclusive then...dont know when it changed.

Politics is pretty crazy there. I was told they just locked up the previous president, indefinitely, no charges and no trial...his crime apparently was that he was decent and honest

Chickens Island was bought a few years ago by some Indians that own other resorts over there...they are building a massive resort on the Island soon...and hoping to make Chickens an exclusive access break as well

[Drailed]

Pasta point non exclusive!! Atoll travel charge a pretty penny to stay there

[Skipper]

when I clicked onto the smh linked article Steve posted in the us pres thread this morning, the main ad was for a world surfaris lohis resort. And yep, capped at 45.

[--++sunstroke++--]

when I clicked onto the smh linked article Steve posted in the us pres thread this morning, the main ad was for a world surfaris lohis resort. And yep, capped at 45.

Google is tracking you

[Drailed]

Google tracks the shit out of me then. I constantly
Get sidetracked by banner ads displaying single fins and funky boards on the gumtree. Hate to say it works as well... Cant help clicking on the nice looking ones

[Almighty God]

Google tracks the shit out of me then. I constantly
Get sidetracked by banner ads displaying single fins and funky boards on the gumtree. Hate to say it works as well... Cant help clicking on the nice looking ones

yeah you can tell everything about everyone from the ads they get on fb and google

my ads are always for dating sites...baldness cures and erectile dysfunction products...whats with that?

[offshore1]

For a wrathful fc,kr you're pretty funny god.
As for your girl, now you know how Joseph felt.

[offshore1]

Top of page yeah momma.

[Almighty God]

For a wrathful fc,kr you're pretty funny god.
As for your girl, now you know how Joseph felt.

aw man thats funny...you really got me with that...I have no comeback...

As for the first line...youre on to something buddy...lets just say...the last person to say something nice about me...is now living in a Tahitian Island Paradise with a chick 15 years younger than him...just sayin

cheers mate you really did make my day

[Slobadan Madicubich]

For a wrathful fc,kr you're pretty funny god.
As for your girl, now you know how Joseph felt.

Mary took on 3 swarthy looking guys from "the east".
Absolute angels they were.