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Oxygen thief.

Slobadan Madicubich wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:14 pm

the day is long
the pay is small
I"ll take my time
& fark you all.
Plato

spoken as a true socialist

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Observation. Plus it sounds funny so I'm going to post it over and over again.

Beanpole wrote: ↑

Fri Dec 21, 2018 9:11 am

Observation. Plus it sounds funny so I'm going to post it over and over again.

Reflection

....and over and over again.

The terms
Couldn't organise pissup in a brewery
&
Couldn't organise a root in a brothel
have been superseded by
Couldn't organise a wank in the shower

Doe...a Deer....a female Deer.
Ray....a drop of golden sun.
Me....a name I call myself.
Far....a long long way to run.

Sew......a needle pulling thread.
Tea......a drink with jam and bread.

doh

.....which will bring us back to....

Slobadan Madicubich wrote: ↑

Sat Dec 29, 2018 3:07 pm

doh

Try living like Jesus.

Didn't really pan out that well.

And allegedly he didn’t give a fcuck

What a dude (allegedly)

Household items that were around when you were a kid seemed to be there for ever. Now a four year old chopping board is a recent addition. Much more chance of them outliving you though.

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