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Re: Pipe Masters 2017

Post by offshore1 » Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:49 pm

Chopes
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Re: Pipe Masters 2017

Post by Lucky Al » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:00 pm

plus there's that shallow jagged reef to consider. i think i'll pass.

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Re: Pipe Masters 2017

Post by Lucky Al » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:01 pm

is that guy in the back wearing roller blades and a hockey mask?

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Re: Pipe Masters 2017

Post by Lucky Al » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:02 pm

a novel to way to approach it i guess and far less annoying than motocross.

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Re: Pipe Masters 2017

Post by Lucky Al » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:03 pm

cranked why are you posting pictures of chopes in our pipe masters thread? you're ruining the vibe man.

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Re: Pipe Masters 2017

Post by Lucky Al » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:06 pm

here's a picture of gabesy babe pooing his pants and praying to baby jesus before paddling out to get this thread back on track:

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Re: Pipe Masters 2017

Post by Lucky Al » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:13 pm

and a classic old surfer cover with jon damm hanging on by the skin of his teeth. what ever happened to that guy anyway?

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Re: Pipe Masters 2017

Post by Lucky Al » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:13 pm

and what the hell is "heli-surfing"?

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Re: Pipe Masters 2017

Post by Lucky Al » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:16 pm

fancy that in the encyclopedia of surfing jon damm is described as a "cosmopolitan goofyfooter". i wouldn't mind being called a cosmopolitan goofyfooter, sounds cool!

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Re: Pipe Masters 2017

Post by offshore1 » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:19 pm

Well that's what I'm going to think of you as from now on Al. Cosmopolitan goofyfooter.
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Re: Pipe Masters 2017

Post by Lucky Al » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:26 pm

cheers offshore1! and i'll think of you as a gentleman sailor and navigator of inland waterways.

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Re: Pipe Masters 2017

Post by Lucky Al » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:28 pm

here's a classic, derek ho. how's the froth on that thing! derek looks to be straightening out here. i wonder if he took it on top of his head next minute.

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Re: Pipe Masters 2017

Post by Lucky Al » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:29 pm

what ever happened to that guy anyway?

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Re: Pipe Masters 2017

Post by Lucky Al » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:35 pm

how's this whopper. looks like an irons brother dropping in? almost 20 years ago, they would have been pretty young then. no fear, far out.

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Re: Pipe Masters 2017

Post by Lucky Al » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:37 pm

come to think of it though offshore1 probably spends more time sailing off the coast than in canals. i'm going to have to revise my mental image of him. do you smoke a pipe and wear a captain's cap, offshore1?

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Re: Pipe Masters 2017

Post by foamy » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:45 pm

He does, Lucky Al.

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Re: Pipe Masters 2017

Post by offshore1 » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:49 pm

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Re: Pipe Masters 2017

Post by Yuke Hunt » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:51 pm

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The moving finger writes and having writ moves on ... now all thy piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel even half a line ... nor all thy tears wash out a single word of it.

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