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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Beanpole » Thu Feb 01, 2018 6:18 pm

A quick whip around at Lakemba for a JetSki should have the funds in no time. In fact they might give you a hot one.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Beanpole » Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:40 pm

Bribie must be off its chops with this swell.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by foamy » Fri Jul 20, 2018 7:50 pm

A mate had a degustation dinner at the Bribie Island Surf Club last night. 5 courses and 5 wines. All Grant Burge wines, very nice, everything from a sparking to a tawny port. And none of these measly little wine tasting servings, they were big glasses of wine which they kept wanting to top up. The food was perfectly decent and my mate owns and manages a successful café so he knows a bit about it.
Total price : $69. You've got to love Bribie!

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by steve shearer » Fri Jul 20, 2018 7:59 pm

even the jewel of the Pacific cannot escape gentrification
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Drailed » Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:24 pm

The thought of a degustation on Bribie Island depresses me more then reading through beanpoles posting history, well not quite but you get my drift.
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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by foamy » Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:36 pm

All with a nice ocean view.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by godsavethequeen » Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:42 pm

Steak and chips! Fancy! Watch out for chicken in a basket, coming to Bribie by 2020

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by jimmy » Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:55 pm

Holy shit. That’s tragic. I’d get better looking food from the Kurrawa surf club.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by offshore1 » Sat Jul 21, 2018 3:16 am

Looks delicious. Especially with the view and copious vin.
The Realsurf Inner Rectum has gone so far up its own arse it's now exited and morphed itself into the Realsurf Outer Scrotum.
In short, you fancy fcukers have taken us from arseholes to dickheads.
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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by offshore1 » Sat Jul 21, 2018 3:27 am

Just needs a bottle of Carolina Treet on the table to top things off.

And, despite appearances to the contrary, I'm no gourmet,
degustation sounds to me a lot like throwing up.
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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by offshore1 » Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:29 am

foamy wrote:
Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:36 pm
All with a nice ocean view.

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Actually I can imagine a scene in which Nicole Kidman is sitting opposite me here :

"More Carolina Treet, Nicole?" I suavely offer.
"No thank you Offy." she demurely replies as she gulps down another glass of red.

uh oh, Nicole's face turns even paler. She starts degusting all over the fcuking table.


Just another night at Bribie Island.
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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by crabmeat thompson » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:15 am

i'm gonna pay the next cunt that slams the jewell of the pacific a visit.
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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Yuke Hunt » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:40 am

crabmeat thompson wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:15 am
i'm gonna pay the next cunt that slams the jewell of the pacific a visit.
Hows Tuesday, around 8am sound ?
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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Trev » Sat Jul 21, 2018 7:27 am

Yuke Hunt wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:40 am
crabmeat thompson wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:15 am
i'm gonna pay the next cunt that slams the jewell of the pacific a visit.
Hows Tuesday, around 8am sound ?
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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by crabmeat thompson » Sat Jul 21, 2018 7:30 am

Yuke Hunt wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:40 am
crabmeat thompson wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:15 am
i'm gonna pay the next cunt that slams the jewell of the pacific a visit.
Hows Tuesday, around 8am sound ?
perfect. i'll be the one holding a ball-peen hammer.
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Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:31 am
You are both absorbing salt and urinating.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by foamy » Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:41 am

steve shearer wrote:
Fri Jul 20, 2018 7:59 pm
even the jewel of the Pacific cannot escape gentrification
Steve, you'll be pleased to know that, before enjoying his sensational value degustation dinner by the ocean, my mate had a lovely 9 holes of golf on the very pleasant Bribie Island Golf Club course.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by steve shearer » Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:46 am

We used to collect golf balls from that lake and sell them to golfers.


Long as there is no truffle oil involved im alright with it
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by buddy » Sat Jul 21, 2018 12:25 pm

Nothing wrong with the look of that porterhouse and crispy skinned salmon.
Has made me hungry.

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