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Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Post by Beanpole » Wed May 24, 2017 6:08 pm

So Loof are they putting in a rubber boat ramp type thing so you don't ding your SUPs and jet skis when you launch and come in?
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?

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Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Post by Drailed » Wed May 24, 2017 7:07 pm

Mate, this is isnt a joke. If Steve plays his cards right I could even sort him a job as the shuttle bus driver/dishwasher. Silver service butler pays more but I dont think he is quite cut out for that.
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Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Post by Beanpole » Wed May 24, 2017 7:12 pm

Old school friend of mine has a squillion dollar white box up near the point in that new development.
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Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Post by crabmeat thompson » Wed May 24, 2017 7:15 pm

pretty sure baddy gave me the deluxe RS treatment when i moved to angourie. haha


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Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu May 25, 2017 9:47 am

Drailed's mates are gonna do their dough. Wealthy people don't have surfing holidays at Lennox Head.

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Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Post by crabmeat thompson » Thu May 25, 2017 1:12 pm

loof is trolling lures here NC ... nothing more
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Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu May 25, 2017 2:07 pm

but....but he said it wasn't bullshit!!

(begins crying)

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Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Post by crabmeat thompson » Thu May 25, 2017 2:50 pm

and for that! i can promise you, loofy will be the first of the humans we eat.
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Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Post by Yuke Hunt » Thu May 25, 2017 3:04 pm

crabmeat thompson wrote:and for that! i can promise you, loofy will be the first of the humans we eat.
Yeah, but just remember Limeys taste much better with cracked pepper.
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Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Post by Drailed » Thu May 25, 2017 3:19 pm

Not bullshit. In ten years Lennox will be the new Byron of the North.
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Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Post by steve shearer » Thu May 25, 2017 3:29 pm

the white flight from Sydney to here has been in full swing for a while now Loof.

you're blowing it every second you hang down there in that shitehole.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Post by Drailed » Thu May 25, 2017 3:35 pm

Too many dreamcatcher types up there for me Steve.
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Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Post by steve shearer » Thu May 25, 2017 4:40 pm

Stick to your goat curry and close out beachbreaks hombre.
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Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Post by brendo » Thu May 25, 2017 4:48 pm

Drailed wrote:Too many dreamcatcher types up there for me Steve.
to many dreamcatchers or not enough arrogant narcissistic wankers like in Sydney?

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Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu May 25, 2017 4:54 pm

Thank god there are still places like Lennox where no wanking, arrogance or narcissism can be detected, not even with Crabmeat's Own NarcissGance Electronic Detector.

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Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Post by Drailed » Thu May 25, 2017 4:59 pm

brendo wrote:
Drailed wrote:Too many dreamcatcher types up there for me Steve.
to many dreamcatchers or not enough arrogant narcissistic wankers like in Sydney?
Too many regional deadshits walking around in ugg boots and trackies in winter for my liking. No one has any self respect up there. Disgusting.


I will only move there when Steves house goes on the matket so I can become his landlord and have him lick my balls.
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Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Post by steve shearer » Thu May 25, 2017 6:16 pm

Hahah good save Loof
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Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Post by crabmeat thompson » Thu May 25, 2017 6:40 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:Thank god there are still places like Lennox where no wanking, arrogance or narcissism can be detected, not even with Crabmeat's Own NarcissGance Electronic Detector.

This conflicts me, as I'm such a big advocate for wanking!
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