princess margaret river pro

[Beanpole]

Sounds like his approach to government.

[Lucky Al]

but why don't you ever mention those other cool cats in your articles, steve? you only love dostoevsky and raskolnikov. it's suspicous, man.

6. some old lady

[Lucky Al]

that was a beautiful post, by the way, ether. "with little else to do, i watched them keenly." maniac.

[Lucky Al]

does tony abbott really stomp when he walks on the sand?

[ether]

does tony abbott really stomp when he walks on the sand?

Well, I'm sure a better writer would be able to improve on "stomp". I'm not sure I can describe it properly with my amateur writing skills. It's a weird thing to watch up close, as many commentators have pointed out over the years, and it looks particularly strange wearing beach gear on the sand.

[Nick Carroll]

frankly ether, I think your post is a contender for Post Of The Year.

Though you might need to go to two words to describe the Abbott Stride. "Clumsy swagger"?

[ether]

There you go - needed a professional writer to describe it properly. Clumsy swagger is exactly what it is. Thanks Nick!

[Lucky Al]

your post about just gives and gives, ether. from now on whenever i go stomping down the beach i'll be sure to carry an enormous dusty board and have a portly mate with me.

[Trev]

There you go - needed a professional writer to describe it properly. Clumsy swagger is exactly what it is. Thanks Nick!

You've outdone yourself, ether.
Three posts in the one month. Good work.

[crabmeat thompson]

i'm not sure.

clumsy swagger gives me visions of a man with big, giant balls. not in a fuzzy little man-peach way, but big fearless testicles ready for any situation.

[Beanpole]

Well he does always tend to walk like he's been on a Draught horse for ten weeks. It's probably all that cycling. Trying to stop himself raising his knees to his chest with each stride.

[alakaboo]

i'm not sure.

clumsy swagger gives me visions of a man with big, giant balls. not in a fuzzy little man-peach way, but big fearless testicles ready for any situation.

The kind Greg Long is packing.

Hang on...

[Beanpole]

More than a hint of John Wayne about him.

[Nick Carroll]

i'm not sure.

clumsy swagger gives me visions of a man with big, giant balls. not in a fuzzy little man-peach way, but big fearless testicles ready for any situation.

Ah but take it to the next level. We're talking about a man who THINKS of himself as having big, giant balls. He has balls in his own mind. Thus the clumsy swagger. A man with actual big balls walks quite calmly in a straight line like other human beings.

[godsavetheking]

He looks like he's flat footed. And he walks like a duck. A dyspraxic duck. No wonder he can't surf properly

[crabmeat thompson]

i'm not sure.

clumsy swagger gives me visions of a man with big, giant balls. not in a fuzzy little man-peach way, but big fearless testicles ready for any situation.

Ah but take it to the next level. We're talking about a man who THINKS of himself as having big, giant balls. He has balls in his own mind. Thus the clumsy swagger. A man with actual big balls walks quite calmly in a straight line like other human beings.

well yes, when you put it like that. there you go, in just one day we completely solved tony abbott.

who's next? Grant Denyer?

[The Mighty Sunbird]

That dude has way too much enthusiasm

[jimmy]

That dude has way too much enthusiasm

That'd be because he's on the Old Spice.