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Re: Bucket List

Post by steve shearer » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:46 pm

very good loof.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Bucket List

Post by Trev » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:54 pm

steve shearer wrote:very good loof.
It was, wasn't it?
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You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.

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I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.

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Re: Bucket List

Post by Hatchnam » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:32 pm

Beanpole wrote:
steve shearer wrote:What if Iggy was there and they put a house brick in his hands and all the old instincts came flooding back?
That's why the religion suits him so well.
Religion. noun

"a particular system of faith and worship"

Can't say I really subscribe to any of those. Although the cosmos spoke to me just now. It told me to tell you it wants its biomass back, real soon.
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Re: Bucket List

Post by Beanpole » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:36 pm

Yes....I consulted a few goats entrails myself.....it said disregard wannabe internet tough guys who's personal insecurity manifests it's in disembodied threats to people that are figments of their imagination.
Put your big boy pants on
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Re: Bucket List

Post by Hatchnam » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:40 pm

I'm more than secure thank you very much. And I'm very happy in life. keep drinking to excess. Really tie one in tonight. Have like twenty beers
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Re: Bucket List

Post by petulance » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:46 pm

Cranked wrote:If I was beyond wealthy I would lure Martin Daly out of retirement, have an Indies Trader replica constructed,
I would like to just be good enough to surf with Jim Banks on an Indo expedition.
smnmntll wrote: She's also moderately hot, with a bit of that petulance-approved titless starved whippet look about her but still pretty decent.

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Re: Bucket List

Post by Beanpole » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:46 pm

Yeah really happy....and feel the need to post numerous threatening fantasies to someone you "find boring".
You should know since you obsessively follow my posts that Thursday's a pretty regular Lo Cal alcohol free day for me.
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Re: Bucket List

Post by buddy » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:49 pm

petulance wrote:
Cranked wrote:If I was beyond wealthy I would lure Martin Daly out of retirement, have an Indies Trader replica constructed,
I would like to just be good enough to surf with Jim Banks on an Indo expedition.
He might charge you for his insights.

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Re: Bucket List

Post by Beanpole » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:49 pm

petulance wrote:
Cranked wrote:If I was beyond wealthy I would lure Martin Daly out of retirement, have an Indies Trader replica constructed,
I would like to just be good enough to surf with Jim Banks on an Indo expedition.
I'd really like to get one of his fish.....worst fantasy however would be getting one then going on one of his cruises and discovering that the board didn't work for you after all.
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Re: Bucket List

Post by marauding mullet » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:49 pm

Cranked wrote:If I was beyond wealthy I would lure Martin Daly out of retirement, have an Indies Trader replica constructed, make an offer to Shearer and Carroll to accompany me as surf guides, perhaps also to Marauding and Beany to provide comic relief, and we would tour the oceans of the world, stopping at our whim and surfing our brains out.

Only death would interrupt this new endless search. I would of course establish a trust to ensure the continuation of the voyage if anything untoward happened to me.

Oh yeah, I' sure we could not do without Professor Brainwave, I'm just not sure in what capacity though. Obviously, Cements would be needed to document the whole caper for an extended ABC series.
WAAAAAYYYY ahead of you old boy. This is a Roberts 34 (34 foot), built in Sydney for the purpose of sailing the Whitsundays etc. so it won't split open on a reef and it's self righting.
Built strong as a mofo from good Australian BHP steel, not that Chinese crap they use these days. Sleeps 6. I'm bunking with you Cranked, the others will play musical beds I imagine.
Oh and it already has a name..Beluga..which is Japanese for seafood I believe.
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Re: Bucket List

Post by Beanpole » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:53 pm

Just a hammock under a sail will be fine....Can we get some limes to prevent scurvy though.
I must say that Indies Trader story in White Horses was about the most adventurous thing I've read surf wise.
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Re: Bucket List

Post by ctd » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:05 pm

marauding mullet wrote:
Cranked wrote:If I was beyond wealthy I would lure Martin Daly out of retirement, have an Indies Trader replica constructed, make an offer to Shearer and Carroll to accompany me as surf guides, perhaps also to Marauding and Beany to provide comic relief, and we would tour the oceans of the world, stopping at our whim and surfing our brains out.

Only death would interrupt this new endless search. I would of course establish a trust to ensure the continuation of the voyage if anything untoward happened to me.
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WAAAAAYYYY ahead of you old boy. This is a Roberts 34 (34 foot), built in Sydney for the purpose of sailing the Whitsundays etc. so it won't split open on a reef and it's self righting.

Why a boat? What about a very large seaplane (flying boat) with a small boat inside it? Not much point getting the call that there is a swell about to hit point X if you are 54 days sailing away from it.

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Re: Bucket List

Post by Trev » Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:01 am

Beluga is a whale. White. Livves in the Arctic.
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You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.

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I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.

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Re: Bucket List

Post by shaunmorrison » Fri Feb 24, 2017 6:08 am

petulance wrote:
Cranked wrote:If I was beyond wealthy I would lure Martin Daly out of retirement, have an Indies Trader replica constructed,
I would like to just be good enough to surf with Jim Banks on an Indo expedition.
Do you mean good enough to surf as in ability to surf well, or good enough behavior that your mum will let you go? I don't think it matters about your level of ability or childish behavior, if you have enough coin he'll take you aboard and surf with you.

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Re: Bucket List

Post by Drailed » Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:31 am

Is that your boat MM? She's beautiful mate!
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Re: Bucket List

Post by marauding mullet » Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:49 am

Drailed wrote:Is that your boat MM? She's beautiful mate!
Belongs to my mate, was checking on it and doing a bit of work while he was away all last year.
It's capable of going to Taz, NZ, Vanuatu, Fiji etc. over to Kangaroo Island overnight.
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Re: Bucket List

Post by petulance » Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:00 am

shaunmorrison wrote:
petulance wrote:
Cranked wrote:If I was beyond wealthy I would lure Martin Daly out of retirement, have an Indies Trader replica constructed,
I would like to just be good enough to surf with Jim Banks on an Indo expedition.
Do you mean good enough to surf as in ability to surf well, or good enough behavior that your mum will let you go?
The former.
smnmntll wrote: She's also moderately hot, with a bit of that petulance-approved titless starved whippet look about her but still pretty decent.

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Re: Bucket List

Post by Drailed » Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:40 am

Dude, you could catch waves in indo - just keep away from places like super suck etc. plenty others around where you will get the waves of your life.
Trev wrote:I have always had a lot of time for Dick
smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable

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