Surfing Jokes

Post by **Larry** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:04 am

I want some .... anyone got any ?

Post by **infectious** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:39 am

money man

Post by **collnarra** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:41 am

Don't have any surf jokes, but I do have this one:

Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to rollerblade?

A: Telling your parents that you're gay.

Post by **Larry** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:42 am

Not appropriate Infection - Jokes is wot I want - Moneyman is a gentleman of the 1st order, but who is, however, badly represented in the printed word.

He has my support

L

Post by **Larry** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:45 am

Kindly keep to the subject in hand Coll - Going orf on tangents will not be countenanced - There is a seething mob of incalcitrants out there who need a little order.

now carry on

L

Post by **Larry** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:31 pm

I'm warning you Wanto .. !! - and as to drinking my man , .. not a drop before 5.00pm on any day other than those ending in a 'y '

Now there must be somebody out there who has heard a SURFING JOKE !!! (the lack of bloody response is a joke in itself, and begs the question that we take ourselves so seriously that we are unable to laugh at ourselves)

now will someone getontoit !! .. please ..

Post by **Meataxe** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:53 pm

Jaysus you’re in a peculiar humour today ain’t ya there Larry? Ah actually did a google search for one but got nada. The only ones ah can think of meself involve sticks and leashes, and gettin deep in the cave.

The minds been a bit one-track since ah broke up with me gf coupla weeks back and the tap was abruptly turned off.

Post by **Larry** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:06 pm

Perkuliar young axman - ?? .. All a man wants is a few jokes on a sport that makes sublimists of us all and what's he get ????

STONE DEAFENING bloody SILENCE ~~~ !! (sorry for shouting here)

The joint is full of smartarses, smartalecs and visitors from outer space (that would be you Wanto wouldn't it) - and yet there's nothing coming out of the tap.

Now we don't want those yahoos over at asn thinking they can do better do we ??!! ..

Kindly provide something .. soonish

Laz

Post by **chrisb** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:21 pm

Kooks.

Post by bc » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:24 pm

http://www.isurfing.com/surfing_jokes_surfer_humor.html

Post by **Larry** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:25 pm

Et tu Sqidut ?

(this is getting desperate)

Post by **WANDERER** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:27 pm

Q) why did the shortboarder cross the road?

A) coz all the other carbon-copied, brand-wearing, sticker-flashing unimaginitive shortboarders did.

Post by **Larry** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:30 pm

BC

Anything American is unacceptable - Seppos are not the happiest suckers on the teat you know - and kooks have more fun Chrisb

Thank you very much Wando - try again any time

laz

Post by bc » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:31 pm

http://www.surfhumor.com/

Post by **Larry** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:37 pm

getagrip BC - yank bullshit we can do without !!

Laz

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