Fastest way for a new board to cure?

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Fastest way for a new board to cure?

Post by Gumby » Thu Jul 14, 2016 7:54 pm

In a board cover in a hot car?
Anything else?
In front of a heater?

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Re: Fastest way for a new board to cure?

Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:41 pm

Furiously rub your scrotum on it
Erase.

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Post by Gumby » Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:05 am

Did that last time. Board was still in the shop. Got arrested.

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Post by Trev » Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:13 am

Gumby wrote:Did that last time. Board was still in the shop. Got arrested.
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Re: Fastest way for a new board to cure?

Post by marauding mullet » Fri Jul 15, 2016 9:45 am

Gumby wrote:In a board cover in a hot car?
Anything else?
In front of a heater?
It's a chemical reaction process, no way to accelerate it, and slower is stronger anyway
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Re: Fastest way for a new board to cure?

Post by crabmeat thompson » Fri Jul 15, 2016 4:42 pm

Wrap it in aluminium foil and gently "tickle" it with an oxy from a distance of about 15-20cm.

Do this for at least 12 minutes from an analogue watch, not a digital. Digital won't cure anything.
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Re: Fastest way for a new board to cure?

Post by swvic » Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:07 pm

Won't cure anything, but it can relieve haemorrhoids
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Re: Fastest way for a new board to cure?

Post by marauding mullet » Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:29 pm

Braithy wrote:Wrap it in aluminium foil and gently "tickle" it with an oxy from a distance of about 15-20cm.
"tickle it" I quite like that expression. I think we've found Brian Westlake, who famously tickled Tiger's testicles.... haven't we THE BRIAN!!
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Re: Fastest way for a new board to cure?

Post by crabmeat thompson » Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:54 pm

Calm down mullet.
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Re: Fastest way for a new board to cure?

Post by Yuke Hunt » Sat Jul 16, 2016 4:45 pm

To cure anything you need to firstly get a correct diagnosis, then it simply a matter of being diligent in applying the cream.
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