Max, he's seen it all

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Max, he's seen it all

Post by Larry » Mon May 02, 2016 5:28 pm

Max runs the counter at the IGA shop in Lawson Street Byron Bay.

He’s about 40. Max collects the cash, swipes the merchandise tag, bags the purchases, makes change and sometimes he looks up at the no-name nobody who is on the other side of the counter.

Babes from allover, they speak German, Yiddish, English, Yank, Spanish, Portuguese. Blokes from all over, they too speak German, English, Yank, Spanish, Portuguese.

Same as. Babble. But their money makes sense to Max.

Max sees them come and watches them go. This is Byron Bay. Everyone is watching everyone but nobody catches anybody’s eye. This is Byron Bay. Nobody is a local.

Max checks my litre of Norco milk. I had a mate who used to work in that shed in 1962 for bugger-all an hour. Then he checks my beef sausages. Nobody remembers the stink that wafted down from the meatworks when the north-easter blew into town from Belongil. Then he checks my pack of smokes. Nobody remembers Loose-Leaf and how he dropped nuggets of red dirt and bushy seed up and down Bangalow Road when he went socialising in Lismore.

Lismore babes, how they sparkled at the Pier Pub on Saturday night before the fights started.

Max has eyes that are bagged up enough for international travel. I ask him how Byron is treating him these days and he looks up, smiles, says

"I don’t have a rash."

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Re: Max, he's seen it all

Post by Hatchnam » Mon May 02, 2016 7:16 pm

Why don't the men speak Yiddish ?
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Re: Max, he's seen it all

Post by Larry » Mon May 02, 2016 11:14 pm

there's always a bloke with an issue ....

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Re: Max, he's seen it all

Post by No Pants Lance » Tue May 03, 2016 1:01 am

still, 40 seems young to have 'seen it all'
bless 'im.

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Re: Max, he's seen it all

Post by steve shearer » Tue May 03, 2016 6:15 am

I bet some of those babes catch his eye.
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Re: Max, he's seen it all

Post by Wubic Pig » Tue May 03, 2016 7:43 am

Larry wrote:there's always a bloke with an issue ....

It's a Spar not an IGA


:wink:
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Re: Max, he's seen it all

Post by Larry » Tue May 03, 2016 7:55 am

His name isn't Max either ...

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Re: Max, he's seen it all

Post by crabmeat thompson » Tue May 03, 2016 8:31 am

:lol:
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Re: Max, he's seen it all

Post by Trev » Tue May 03, 2016 9:34 am

Wubic Pig wrote:
Larry wrote:there's always a bloke with an issue ....

It's a Spar not an IGA


:wink:
Most SPARs were IGA to begin with.
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