Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Nov 29, 2018 2:51 pm

So, you know, a wobbegong bite on the foot is somewhat neither here nor there is it.

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Post by crabmeat thompson » Thu Nov 29, 2018 3:02 pm

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So, you know, a wobbegong bite on the foot is somewhat neither here nor there is it.
still ... we must vanish them!
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Nov 29, 2018 3:35 pm

Clear them away so humans can blunder about inshore waters free from harm!

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Post by Beanpole » Thu Nov 29, 2018 6:01 pm

Rainbow Bay used to be called Shark Bay. Name change to encourage tourists.
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Post by alakaboo » Thu Nov 29, 2018 6:18 pm

Remember that guy from Mona Vale that claimed to have seen a great white shark attack?

Turns out the reliable witness ran a shark spotting business and it was a wobbegong.

https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2010-02- ... ong/328316

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Post by Kunji » Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:58 pm

Remember that homeless ice junky in Bondi that claimed to be attacked by a white shark only to be outed as a fraud. He cut himself breaking into a house.
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Post by Yuke Hunt » Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:21 pm

Remember that massive tard from Lennox who disappeared ... yeah there wasn't a shark involved in that either.
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Post by Beanpole » Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:33 pm

Yuke, do you have a Middle Eastern Cousin call El Ali?
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Post by tootr » Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:10 pm

Nambucca Heads this am.
Bloke with serious leg injuries.
Get well fella.

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Post by Thud » Sun Dec 09, 2018 6:54 pm

I tip my hat to anyone who surfs north of the Central Coast to the Gold Coast from the months September to February
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Post by Hatchnam » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:31 pm

tootr wrote:
Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:10 pm
Nambucca Heads this am.
Bloke with serious leg injuries.
Get well fella.
Happened at the bar. Never surfed the joint but have been very tempted. Once saw 4-6 foot lefts bowled up and walling forever, in near perfect condition. Nobody out and the whole set up looked sharky as Fk.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-09/ ... s/10597978
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by jimmy » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:36 pm

Thud wrote:
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I tip my hat to anyone who surfs north of the Central Coast to the Gold Coast from the months September to February
Yep. It’s dodgy as fuck. I reckon you’ve got about 10 minutes in the water before you get chomped. Stay away everyone. Especially from Ballina north.
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Post by Beanpole » Sun Dec 09, 2018 10:05 pm

I'd take it through till after Easter as well. You can't be too careful around that neck of the woods.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Thud » Sun Dec 09, 2018 10:42 pm

jimmy wrote:
Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:36 pm
Thud wrote:
Sun Dec 09, 2018 6:54 pm
I tip my hat to anyone who surfs north of the Central Coast to the Gold Coast from the months September to February
Yep. It’s dodgy as fuck. I reckon you’ve got about 10 minutes in the water before you get chomped. Stay away everyone. Especially from Ballina north.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by BA » Mon Dec 10, 2018 7:09 am

Hatchnam wrote:
Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:31 pm
tootr wrote:
Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:10 pm
Nambucca Heads this am.
Bloke with serious leg injuries.
Get well fella.
Happened at the bar. Never surfed the joint but have been very tempted. Once saw 4-6 foot lefts bowled up and walling forever, in near perfect condition. Nobody out and the whole set up looked sharky as Fk.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-09/ ... s/10597978
Same. I was there in August. Looked really nice, but noone out. Thought that was strange so went to Valla instead.

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Post by Beanpole » Mon Dec 10, 2018 6:00 pm

Apparently there were a few sharks out at Tama today. Two grey nurses, hammerhead and a Great White they reckon.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Cranked » Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:28 am

Phew!

Stop worrying everyone, the number of great whites has fallen by 90% in the last 50 years despite them and their major food sources being protected for a the majority of that time.

Media clickbait?
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Cranked » Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:33 am

Where's Shearer when we need him?

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