Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
blow it up, all day every day. we'll cordon off a 25 metre exclusion zone and then fill it's arsehole with gunpowder.
take a selfie or two with it's dilated eyes. then it's... 'see you in hell Johnny!'
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take a selfie or two with it's dilated eyes. then it's... 'see you in hell Johnny!'
wooshka!!
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
You could be our Paul Linnman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAW4mntPM-w
Iggy could be our George Thornton because he has ready access to explosives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAW4mntPM-w
Iggy could be our George Thornton because he has ready access to explosives
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
hence the 25 metre exclusion zone. so that no one will be spared.
Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Even better, a Japanese game/culinary show. "Irrefutable dinner!!" Sounds goodcrabmeat thompson wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:23 amblow it up, all day every day. we'll cordon off a 25 metre exclusion zone and then fill it's arsehole with gunpowder.
take a selfie or two with it's dilated eyes. then it's... 'see you in hell Johnny!'
wooshka!!
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
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Give Grooter a pair of chopsticks, a bottle of soy sauce and turn him loose down there.
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Despite their massive phuck up, someone at Sunshine Coast Council has a sense of humour. The skip bins they used to carry away the whale's remains were from Whale Skip Bins Company.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Brown snake season, GWS season and funnel web season coming up. Lovely.
Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
For those interested, here are some stats from the DPI tagging program.
(Non target species include grey nurse, various whalers, rays, and a mako)
(The Coffs and Forster programs started in Jul-Aug 17)

(Non target species include grey nurse, various whalers, rays, and a mako)
(The Coffs and Forster programs started in Jul-Aug 17)

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
They are all juvey/sub-adults. I think the largest was caught in Evans around the 4m mark.
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Bright future ahead for us.
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