Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by aaarating » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:21 pm

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brendo wrote:braithy, there has been attacks at points on nc before. in 89, my mate mick was attacked at boulders . no injuries,
but a big bite from his board. within a few weeks of that, a guy was attacked at halftide, a fickle sandpoint at evans.
I reckon myers was bullshitting in that forum saying 10yrs ago he saw a white and it was some rare sighting. in 93 a guy got killed by a white at Julian rocks by a white described 'as fat as a kombi", in the 90s there was a big white used to harass fisherman in boats out at kahors reef south
of evans, nudging boats, biting outboards. about 7 or 8yrs ago a heap of dolphins washed up at chinnies with white bites so big they reckon it was an absolute monster that got them. used to be a mako off backsides would always jump around as well throughout the 90s. ive seen a 6ft shark breach at shelly yrs ago, and rode over a fair size shark cruising the bottom between redrock and the takeoff at the point.
know a few guys over the years had brushes with sharks paddling to south wall. that used to be the only time I ever thought of being attacked,the 7 minute dash, especially doing it solo or when the trawlers were coming in after fishing....
Well a shark the size of a kombi would be a lord but I still bust a cap in his ass. Sorry.
That poor bloody 'Kombi' victim was on his honeymoon skin diving with his new missus around Julian Rocks to see the friendly grey nurse shark colony. Shit here comes a really big one! Legend says he performed the ultimate heroic act by getting himself between the GWS kombi bus jaws and his girl god bless him. Now that is traumatic writ large. I can never work out the boatloads of divers heading out there from the pass. Do the dive shops report sightings cause surely they must have had some close encounters or would it be bad for business? Also Marty Ford fatal at Cosy Corner in late'80's What type of shark did that? They seem to get lost in our collective memories as time passes but that bit of far north surf coast territory is probably as spooky (GW shark wise) as most of the other notoriously sharky surf locations in Australia. The usually large surfing crowds tend to provide a numerical assurance that you wont likely draw the short straw. Wasn't it the icon Wayne Lynch who said that by going surfing with just one other person you have immediately decreased your chances of being taken by a shark by 50%?

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Yuke Hunt » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:23 pm

Kunji wrote:Looks like the locals finally found a way to cash in on their hype/fear
That little gem of advertising came from Fremantle in WA.

Ballina's slogan would be more like ... "OUR GREAT WHITES ARE OFF THE FUCKING CHAIN"
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Yuke Hunt » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:25 pm

aaarating wrote: Wasn't it the icon Wayne Lynch who said that by going surfing with just one other person you have immediately decreased your chances of being taken by a shark by 50%?
Mathematical genius.
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Post by marauding mullet » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:51 pm

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Beanpole » Wed Oct 12, 2016 6:11 pm

Mike Baird has jumped the shark......and gone to the dogs.
Put your big boy pants on
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by aaarating » Wed Oct 12, 2016 6:15 pm

Womble wrote:
aaarating wrote: Wasn't it the icon Wayne Lynch who said that by going surfing with just one other person you have immediately decreased your chances of being taken by a shark by 50%?
Mathematical genius.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Wed Oct 12, 2016 7:50 pm

Bring back the bang stick
Erase.

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by alakaboo » Wed Oct 12, 2016 7:56 pm

That's what Mrs Boo says when I leave for work.

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Post by Yuke Hunt » Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:32 pm

alakaboo wrote:That's what Mrs Boo says when I leave for work.
Was it in for repairs or just in need of new batteries ?
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Yuke Hunt » Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:36 pm

Hey @ Braithy those bloody rocks down Ballina way seem to have claimed another victim ...

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More bull-shark than bull-shit.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by the prawn » Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:55 am

Time to set up gigantic underwater tannoys and play baroque music. That'll piss off the blighters.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by black duck » Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:05 am

the prawn wrote:Time to set up gigantic underwater tannoys and play baroque music. That'll piss off the blighters.
Wonder how'd they respond to the theme from Jaws.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by the prawn » Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:08 am

Or Psycho.

If all else fails, send in the honey badgers.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by crabmeat thompson » Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:49 am

Womble wrote:Hey @ Braithy those bloody rocks down Ballina way seem to have claimed another victim ...

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More bull-shark than bull-shit.

yeah that's a shark. for sure.

unlike that other bullshit artist with 5-fins.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by buddy » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:13 am

Braithy wrote:
yeah that's a shark. for sure.

unlike that other bullshit artist with 5-fins.
First comment on courier mail says it's definitely a dugong. :)

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by crabmeat thompson » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:20 am

buddy wrote:
Braithy wrote:
yeah that's a shark. for sure.

unlike that other bullshit artist with 5-fins.
First comment on courier mail says it's definitely a dugong. :)

see. there's more people out there just like me.

bloodthirsty dugongs are the enemy here people!
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Yuke Hunt » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:23 am

Fucking dynamic dugong.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by crabmeat thompson » Thu Oct 13, 2016 11:50 am

Womble wrote:Fucking dynamic dugong.
otherwise known as the FDD!
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