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Re: DY thieves

Post by crabmeat thompson » Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:54 pm

Rockin' Ron wrote:The second time, married/kids/mortgage I changed every lock at home, at work, installed monitored security systems and kept an assortment of things under the bed.

you coulda just bought a german shepherd ... great with kids, but they just can't deal with strangers in their space around the ones they love.


i got my mum & dad one a few years when they went to install the house alarm. they still coughed up $$ for the alarm, but now with the dog, they don't use it.

neighbours over the years on both sides and across the road have all been broken into, but not mum n dad's place.

i made them name it bodhi from pointbreak too, for a little ironical fun.
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Re: DY thieves

Post by Davros » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:28 pm

Saw a guy screaming "go get fucked" an inch from his girlfriends face this morning in DY carpark, I saw 2 school girls having a brawl there a few weeks ago...has got a little "element" about it. And shit house banks to boot just now.

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Re: DY thieves

Post by the prawn » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:36 pm

PetNet and the TayTay hordes will sort all this shiz out.

Though we may all be wishing back to the good old days of DY scumbaggery when we've been re-engineered into Louis Van Gaal look-a-like clones.
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Re: DY thieves

Post by Davros » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:37 pm

Here here

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Re: DY thieves

Post by Damage » Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:19 pm

Rockin' Ron wrote: DY is a little bit of Mt Druitt by the seaside and it's interesting to see the popularity of meth has matched the heroin days of the 80's & 90's.
oh nonsense

I've lived, worked and surfed in dy for 15 years now and never had a moment's drama. there's the odd nefarious type getting around of course but dy is below average for just about all the most relevant crime statistics you could care to name (& has been for some time).

what's the matter Captain grumpy, forgot to watch the rugby Saturday night? :wink: And you do know I'm a Bunnies fan right?

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Re: DY thieves

Post by crabmeat thompson » Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:28 pm

well according to these recent developments, it can only mean one thing. damage is the dy hoodlum causing all this trouble.


i'll pay* the man who brings me his head.












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Re: DY thieves

Post by Hatchnam » Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:32 pm

For longy: you can just park up the top (full visibility of southbound traffic) and just walk down to the beach. Dodge the parking ticket fees also.

Car theft and break ins were always horrendous at dbah and the the little hill on top of greenmount. Guessing it's still the same.
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Re: DY thieves

Post by --++sunstroke++-- » Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:55 pm

Legion wrote:Electronic key round neck in waterproof pouch thing for mine.
Do they still make / sell those waterproof key holders?


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Found it - Aquapac, but a tad exxy - 15 quid for a key holder & 20 quid for a mobile phone case :twisted:
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Re: DY thieves

Post by Davros » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:16 pm

Surfing with keys AND a mobile phone in a case. Why not get a rubber laptop case cover and be done. Youll be on the Ocean floor but hey you gear is as safe as houses. Phone case ....(smiling head shake and tut)

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Re: DY thieves

Post by Beanpole » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:28 pm

Nth Beaches, eh?
It's a hot bed of crime and degeneracy.
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Re: DY thieves

Post by crabmeat thompson » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:44 pm

Hatchnam wrote:
Car theft and break ins were always horrendous at dbah and the the little hill on top of greenmount. Guessing it's still the same.

bullshit. as demonstrated by Julian Wilson tody at J-Baai ... queenslanders are all in for one another. we look after our own.

if there are any crimes in the greater d-bah region, you can be sure the culprits came from kingscliff-south.
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Re: DY thieves

Post by --++sunstroke++-- » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:51 pm

Davros wrote:Surfing with keys AND a mobile phone in a case. Why not get a rubber laptop case cover and be done. Youll be on the Ocean floor but hey you gear is as safe as houses. Phone case ....(smiling head shake and tut)

The mobile phone case is if I want to surf at night, and I am on call for work dickhead ))((
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Re: DY thieves

Post by Davros » Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:20 pm

Are you serious? I wasn't anticipating you would actually be serious about buying one. Ha! If I hear the phone in the surf I'll know who you are. So funny. Maybe we can order a Pizza for when we get out of the surf. No anchovies please. You have made my night, thank you.

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Re: DY thieves

Post by --++sunstroke++-- » Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:52 pm

Davros wrote:Are you serious? I wasn't anticipating you would actually be serious about buying one. Ha! If I hear the phone in the surf I'll know who you are. So funny. Maybe we can order a Pizza for when we get out of the surf. No anchovies please. You have made my night, thank you.

Somehow I doubt I'll be seeing you out in the surf after dark. I'm sure mummy & daddy would have you tucked into bed by then #*!
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Re: DY thieves

Post by Davros » Mon Jul 20, 2015 8:14 pm

You got it. Just so I know your ring tone amongst all the others, is it Kaggagogo "to shy to shy" or one of those funny ones with Yoda saying "use the force Luke, use the force Luke". I'll keep and ear out. Cheers Strokey.

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Re: DY thieves

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Re: DY thieves

Post by --++sunstroke++-- » Mon Jul 20, 2015 8:23 pm

Davros wrote:You got it. Just so I know your ring tone, is it Kaggagogo "to shy to shy" or one of those funny ones with Yoda saying "use the force Luke, use the force Luke". I'll keep and ear out. Cheers Strokey.

If you were capable of paying attention instead of dribbling on your keyboard, you would have noticed that I don't do shit commercial musics dumbass :(
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Re: DY thieves

Post by --++sunstroke++-- » Mon Jul 20, 2015 8:26 pm

Legion wrote:Yes sunstroke, that's the one I use. And a guy asked me about one for a phone the other day. But he's an on-call cardiac surgeon so I reckon he gets a pass. Guy just wants a surf but his job is slightly critical.

Well, I'm only responsible for over 6000 users across 12 factories, 5 DC's & 20 sales offices in Oceania, but just in case I ever have a heart attack, can you PM me his number please :-D-: :-D-: :-D-:
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