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Re: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015

Post by BA » Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:33 am

I dunno what's worse. Putting them up your poo hole or eating them.

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Re: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015

Post by crabmeat thompson » Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:41 am

well obviously eating them after they've been in your poohole, takes the cake.
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Re: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015

Post by chrisb » Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:55 am

fongss wrote:Yep...they left the photo bloke in the water....i guess his just surf media so who cares, but its pretty unprofessional for the team to just bail on him and leave him to be eaten
That is unconscionable. I wonder if he had been eaten whether his dependants could have a case to sue...........Not so far-fetched considering a current local case of an injured hang glider pilot who is poised to sue Pittwater Council because they didn't put warning signs on the Mona Vale/Warriewood headland! This is a headland that has been the launching point for hundreds of hang-glider flights over the last 20 plus years!

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Re: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015

Post by steve shearer » Sun Jul 26, 2015 10:00 am

I'm sure it was an oversight. But still all heads should have been accounted for.
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Re: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015

Post by carvin marvin » Sun Jul 26, 2015 11:50 am

Rectavision

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Re: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015

Post by 8 » Sun Jul 26, 2015 11:53 am

chrisb wrote:
fongss wrote:Yep...they left the photo bloke in the water....i guess his just surf media so who cares, but its pretty unprofessional for the team to just bail on him and leave him to be eaten
That is unconscionable. I wonder if he had been eaten whether his dependants could have a case to sue...........Not so far-fetched considering a current local case of an injured hang glider pilot who is poised to sue Pittwater Council because they didn't put warning signs on the Mona Vale/Warriewood headland! This is a headland that has been the launching point for hundreds of hang-glider flights over the last 20 plus years!
Water photog was at the end section right? Would have been faster for him to swim to the rocks than out to the boat or ski... Plus water craft were pretty busy getting to the guy who was actually tangled up with a shark not tending to some dude hundred meters or so down the line and close to shore.

That hang glider tho... Good luck getting any cash... As if council should be responsible for putting up signs saying 'trying to fly off cliffs using pieces of cloth and strings is dangerous'.

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Re: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015

Post by Skipper » Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:13 pm

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Re: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015

Post by marauding mullet » Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:18 pm

carvin marvin wrote:Rectavision
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Re: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015

Post by the prawn » Sun Jul 26, 2015 2:52 pm

Or Poopeye
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Re: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015

Post by steve shearer » Sun Jul 26, 2015 3:43 pm

My daughter and her friends got buzzed by a big shark Fri. All Ballina beaches closed today after multiple GWS sightings.
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Re: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015

Post by Beanpole » Sun Jul 26, 2015 3:49 pm

So my theory is the dead whale near Coffs drew sharks from far and wide.....and they are now dispersing.......but I heard on the radio they were saying the increased nutrients from farm runoff was killing heaps of river fish so they were being washed out to the mouth of the river.
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Re: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015

Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:03 pm

Just because sharks can't talk to us doesn't mean that they can't speak to each other.
Maybe they are creating a shark caliphate.
What to do???
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Re: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015

Post by MrMik » Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:15 pm

steve shearer wrote:My daughter and her friends got buzzed by a big shark Fri. All Ballina beaches closed today after multiple GWS sightings.
What do you mean with getting buzzed by a shark?

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Re: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015

Post by gcuts » Mon Jul 27, 2015 12:14 am

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Re: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015

Post by steve shearer » Mon Jul 27, 2015 7:55 am

MrMik wrote:
steve shearer wrote:My daughter and her friends got buzzed by a big shark Fri. All Ballina beaches closed today after multiple GWS sightings.
What do you mean with getting buzzed by a shark?

Passed them at close range. They all saw it. people on the beach saw it.
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Re: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015

Post by Drailed » Mon Jul 27, 2015 7:58 am

As their father, how do you feel about that situation?
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Re: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015

Post by steve shearer » Mon Jul 27, 2015 7:59 am

pretty spooked. Wife banned her from surfing yesterday, which turned out to somewhat prescient considering the amount of sightings.
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Re: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015

Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Mon Jul 27, 2015 8:13 am

Now is not the time to be going all prescient.
Shenanigans are required.
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