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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Cranked » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:55 am

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by BA » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:57 am

steve shearer wrote:
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this one has had a happy ending though.
I’d like to know more about this happy ending.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:39 am

What is all this bullshit? Now I’m confused about what happened.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Trev » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:42 am

Nick Carroll wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:39 am
What is all this bullshit? Now I’m confused about what happened.
Realsurf behind the scenes.
The never ending story.
#sixfeetissixfeet!

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:43 am

Oh yeah that’s right

-AJ said he was keen on getting an MC
-I’d just got one that I thought would really suit and said Hey do you wanna borrow this board to see if it’s what you want
-AJ borrowed it, had a few surfs on it and liked it, was stoked
-Brought it back along with a six pack and some avos

And thus three weeks passed in the life of Realsurf

Jesus fcuk though you would think I’d taught him how to dye buttons or some shit.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Beanpole » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:55 am

Lend a man a surfboard and he can surf for a day. Teach a man to dye buttons and he dye buttons for life.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by BA » Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:10 pm

Trev, please change Beanpoles name to Buttons.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Legion » Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:15 pm

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:25 pm

Legion wrote:
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my variety of repertoire.
:(
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Beanpole » Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:53 pm

Yes, the mature surfer doesn't worry about these superfluous tricks. Just a simple stand up and optional bottom turn.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Sun Jul 21, 2019 2:10 pm

Yes because the mature surfer can’t fcuken do anything else

Maybe a head dip.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by ajohnsen » Sun Jul 21, 2019 2:50 pm

Honestly, the way a spazoid of RealSurfers can take a simple story - man borrows board, man surfs board, man returns board - and convolute the fcuk out of it is a really specific skill that has very little value outside of these digital walls.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Beanpole » Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:33 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
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Yes because the mature surfer can’t fcuken do anything else

Maybe a head dip.
I like head dips. It's kind of like a salute to a little barrel.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by black duck » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:08 pm

ajohnsen wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 2:50 pm
Honestly, the way a spazoid of RealSurfers can take a simple story - man borrows board, man surfs board, man returns board - and convolute the fcuk out of it is a really specific skill that has very little value outside of these digital walls.
That's RS, right there.
Tell us more about the board aj, everyone wants a piece of it. Why was it good?
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by black duck » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:12 pm

i know we've heard NC's version. Let's have the aj version. Detail please.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by ajohnsen » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:24 pm

It's not twitchy and drives like silk. It feels like a mature board that runs counter to what's popular. For instance, I took my Evo out yesterday; fun board but total opposite. I'd love to get the MC into some 4'-5' walls.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by marauding mullet » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:39 pm

Step aside SS and NC
That’s a board review you can take to the bank
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:11 am

silk don't drive.

silk billows.
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