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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:32 am
by godsavetheking
I’m fighting for your dignity AJ, it’s steve who wants to truss you up in a gimp suit

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 6:10 pm
by steve shearer
getting a piece of this JBay action Godsave?

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:00 pm
by godsavetheking
Just tuned in. What’s the longtom scoop so far?

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:03 pm
by buddy
Steve, why do they have a red vest in one heat, a blue in the other, but a white vest in both?

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:17 pm
by steve shearer
godsavethequeen wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:00 pm
Just tuned in. What’s the longtom scoop so far?
top 34 kooking it

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:40 pm
by BA
godsavethequeen wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:00 pm
Just tuned in. What’s the longtom scoop so far?
Apparently Pottz was the ‘89 world champ.

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:15 am
by steve shearer
local point looking so pretty this morning.

having a nice watch: astounding how many (city) surfers cannot get to grips with high performance equipment and do the simple task of getting from a to b on a lined up point break. No projection, no line drive, no rhythm.

so many waves butchered.

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:09 pm
by channels
IMHO, Hi per equipment generally doesn’t suit the irregular surfer, particularly when a minor mistake causes all speed to be lost.

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:32 pm
by Thud
"City surfers". Lol. Shit stirring.

BUT, I spoke to a few pretty good surfers about their experiences in the last run of swell and a few humbly admitted they were so tuned into average beach breaks that they felt they sucked hard in lined up good juice.

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 2:57 pm
by steve shearer
there's a big noticeable increase at the moment due to school holidays and the grom comp on here.

the lack of etiquette in the water always amazes me too.

like some dude will paddle straight up the inside of you then spin around on the next set.....and that shitt eating grin when I stare at him and say "don't bother mate, I've got this one".

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:28 pm
by Thud
:lol:

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:11 pm
by ajohnsen
I get so petulant when I'm at home on the school holidays and my wife is trying to organise stuff to do with the kids and I can't just say, Nup, I'm going surfing during these hours, on these days, you'll have to work around that. Instead, I get a bit pouty.

Even worse when I ask her what she wants to do and she says, No, I'll just work around the kids.

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:40 pm
by Beanpole
steve shearer wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:15 am
local point looking so pretty this morning.

having a nice watch: astounding how many (city) surfers cannot get to grips with high performance equipment and do the simple task of getting from a to b on a lined up point break. No projection, no line drive, no rhythm.

so many waves butchered.
This gives me the shits big time. I would rather watch someone do nothing in rhythm with the wave.

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 10:58 pm
by Thud
Can you do nothing in rythym? Is that possible? I suppose it is.

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:16 pm
by offshore1
To a zen master it is.
In years to come, Beanpole's proverbs will be collected and assiduously studied by monks. Drunk monks. Monks as drunk as monkeys . It'll be party time in monksville.
The Order of Saint Beanpole.

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:39 am
by offshore1
For example:
" If a monk spews in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, is he really shitfaced?"
and,
" What is the sound of one Aldi scotch bottle pouring?"

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:35 am
by Nick Carroll
Ah yes but how can a man watch other surfers do nothing if he can’t get a parking spot

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:39 am
by Beanpole
A surfer parks. A non parker doesn't surf.