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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Legion » Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:44 pm

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by offshore1 » Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:17 pm

Legion wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:44 pm
steve shearer wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:57 am
How do you know the Fijian govt wanted 5 mill Loof?
Because he's got a global reach around you could only dream about.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:14 pm

http://surfnorthkorea.com/

Looks like paradise
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Nov 23, 2017 7:29 am

Legion wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:44 pm
steve shearer wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:57 am
How do you know the Fijian govt wanted 5 mill Loof?
Because he's got a global reach you could only dream about.
No no no no no

The truth is, Drailed grew up in the same street as Sophie Goldschmidt.

This was back in the Mother Country where the two poppets were just three doors apart in a mildly exclusive area of Holland Park. At six years of age they frolicked together with the neighbouring children under the benign yet watchful eye of Drailed's family retainer, "Uncle Philip". (Needless to say, he was nobody's uncle, rather a dubious colleague of Drailed's paternal grandfather who lived off a sizeable inheritance and kept a range of naughty magazines under the bed.)

Anyway you can guess what occurred, by the age of 10, puppy love had bloomed between the two. But it was never to be. Both the children were swiftly shuttled off to relatively expensive boarding schools by their irritated parents. They stayed in touch by mailing each other copies of their favourite books: CS Lewis's Narnia series, "Under The Faraway Tree" and the like.

Anyway Sophie grew up and became a pro tennis player and super effective sports executive and forgot all about Drailed, But Drailed did not forget and when she took up with the WSL, he began emailing her late at night. Sadly the emails were diverted to an entirely different Sophie Goldschmidt, a rather sarcastic 48 year old divorcee from Clacton-on-Sea who began emailing back out of a perverted sense of amusement.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Cranked » Thu Nov 23, 2017 8:17 am

Yes, truth is stranger than fiction
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Thu Nov 23, 2017 10:42 am

Hahaha, see how bitchy Nick is getting after I called out his shitty rail work.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Thu Nov 23, 2017 10:53 am

Haven’t you read the book?
Nick was the best but he stepped aside so Tommy could have the title
Erase.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Nov 23, 2017 10:53 am

well I just figured if you could make stuff up about knowing someone who works for the WSL telling you the Fiji govt wanted $5m to permit the CT at Cloudbreak, then I could make some stuff up too!

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:39 pm

Got the Pyzel Ghost in hand.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by offshore1 » Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:45 pm

That's not a new nickname for your penis is it Steve?

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:46 pm

That's the Bribie Goanna.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by offshore1 » Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:49 pm

Well congratulations. Hope some of that swell you were looking forward to is around.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by BA » Thu Nov 23, 2017 3:00 pm

offshore1 wrote:
Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:45 pm
That's not a new nickname for your penis is it Steve?
:lol:
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by tootr » Thu Nov 23, 2017 3:10 pm

its named after the guy who shaped it.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by buddy » Thu Nov 23, 2017 3:46 pm

What are the dims again, Steve?

Of the Ghost, not the Goanna.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Thu Nov 23, 2017 3:54 pm

6"1 by 19 something by 2 3/8.

31 liters.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Thu Nov 23, 2017 3:55 pm

It's got futures plugs and I have no futures fins. Any recommend anything or have anything lying around they want to sell.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Thu Nov 23, 2017 3:57 pm

steve shearer wrote:
Thu Nov 23, 2017 3:55 pm
It's got futures plugs and I have no futures fins. Any recommend anything or have anything lying around they want to sell.
quad or thruster?
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