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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by godsavetheking » Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:31 am

Strap yourself in braithwaite because I will be pursuing shearer relentlessly until he admits how wrong he is. Sure in private he’s going all hot and cold over those reams of outraged notes hotly transcribed in that feverish 6 months, but I want a public apology, his badge and his gun
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by crabmeat thompson » Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:34 am

:lol:

i hope you get his badge and gun, sergeant ... it's the very minimum of what you deserve here.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by alakaboo » Sat Aug 11, 2018 9:34 am

Godsave is launching himself headlong into tard season.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmTiI_6HQkE ... yxqes4izb2

You cruel man, you know he's got deadlines this week so is honour bound to argue with you.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:00 am

I dont even know what Godsave is arguing for here save the right for spastic tardery to be published on the internet
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by channels » Sat Aug 11, 2018 12:14 pm

steve shearer wrote:
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Flaming heck Godsave, are you on the payroll from these bumbling amateurs?

It says Lennox Head Surf Report and Forecast (not Byron Buoy forecast) and then has a little graph with Lennox Head Surf Forecast and below the graph a title (breaking wave height (ft)) ......I think that is clear enough.

They are saying Lennox head will be 7ft on Mon and Ballina will be 3-4ft. Breaking wave height brother.

I want these cnuts in stocks parading down the main street so I can pelt them with rotten eggs, do you hear me?
It’s clearly wrong as there is no such thing as 7 foot.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Hatchnam » Sat Aug 11, 2018 12:57 pm

Damn straight. It’s 1,2,3,4,5,6,8,10,12,15,18,huge
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Not enough for a full handbeak
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Beanpole » Sat Aug 11, 2018 2:16 pm

1, 2-3,3, 3-4, 3-5, 4-5, 5, 4-6, 5-6, 6, 6-7, 6-8, 8, 8-10, 10, 10-12, 15, 18, 20, 25, 30.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Hatchnam » Sat Aug 11, 2018 2:50 pm

Theres no 7. Immediate rescind your login and leave the forum indefinitely
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Not enough for a full handbeak
steve shearer wrote:full dionysian hand jive body torque

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Beanpole » Sat Aug 11, 2018 2:56 pm

:P
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Over55yrs » Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:06 pm

Interesting what grown men (?) will argue about

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:07 pm

Magic Seaweed said its 13 and a half foot, then 9 foot, then 7foot.
I demand justice.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Cranked » Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:18 pm

I've been toying with some concepts involving user engagement with an algorithm to enhance the accuracy of surf forecasts. The same algorithm could quite possibly be tweaked to monitor and measure the truthfulness of internet "facts".

If it worked this concept would be worth billions and I would be forever known as the genius that tamed the internet. Should I share it or just document and patent it.

It could be gamed by mass attacks but that in itself would be interesting
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Beanpole » Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:20 pm

They will be taken to the High Court of Surfing at Hatchies Garage Gym in Lakemba before being beheaded outside the Mosque.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Trev » Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:21 pm

Cranked wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:18 pm
I've been toying with some concepts involving user engagement with an algorithm to enhance the accuracy of surf forecasts. The same algorithm could quite possibly be tweaked to measure the truthfulness of internet "facts".
Test it on here.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by alakaboo » Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:36 pm

Some uni student did that a few years back.

It didn't end well.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:38 pm

steve shearer wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:07 pm
Magic Seaweed said its 13 and a half foot, then 9 foot, then 7foot.
I demand justice.
Like I was saying. They are smoking chilims of Morrocan hash and laughing their guts out. Why do you think it's called Magic Seaweed.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Hatchnam » Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:40 pm

Over55yrs wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:06 pm
Interesting what grown men (?) will argue about
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Sniff wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2024 11:39 am
Not enough for a full handbeak
steve shearer wrote:full dionysian hand jive body torque

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Hatchnam » Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:41 pm

steve shearer wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:07 pm
Magic Seaweed said its 13 and a half foot, then 9 foot, then 7foot.
I demand justice.
Sounds like a real clusterf**k of a forecasting site. What’s the basic rundown on it? Where are they getting it all wrong?
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Not enough for a full handbeak
steve shearer wrote:full dionysian hand jive body torque

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