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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Jul 26, 2019 5:07 pm

ha ha what do I care, I don't do it for you mongarama's approval! I'm living the Realsurf Way, making a cnut of myself on my own time, and be damned with the naysayers with their scaredy-cat cube monkey lives.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Fri Jul 26, 2019 5:39 pm

So if I wore a "I finished the Molokai" shirt to Lennox Pub I'd get laid? Any guarantees? It's a long drive from Sydney but what the hell Im in. Carroll please bring back several T shirts, mines a XXXL.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Fri Jul 26, 2019 5:46 pm

guaranteed.

you might need to wait until closing time and be prepared for a cab ride to Casino though.

better grab a tee-o for Loof too.

I know in his own mind he's already finished and won the race but until he has the t-shirt he won't get the accolades.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by godsavetheking » Fri Jul 26, 2019 6:33 pm

Do you never feel the urge to test yourself steve? Beyond riding a board that’s two litres shy of your comfort zone, that is
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by BA » Fri Jul 26, 2019 6:37 pm

Thud wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 5:39 pm
So if I wore a "I finished the Molokai" shirt to Lennox Pub I'd get laid? Any guarantees? It's a long drive from Sydney but what the hell Im in. Carroll please bring back several T shirts, mines a XXXL.
Can I get an M for my “mate”.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Fri Jul 26, 2019 6:48 pm

steve shearer wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 5:46 pm
guaranteed.

you might need to wait until closing time and be prepared for a cab ride to Casino though.

better grab a tee-o for Loof too.

I know in his own mind he's already finished and won the race but until he has the t-shirt he won't get the accolades.
I could come to lennox and take any woman I want and there would be nothing you or your regional deadshit mates could do about it.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by channels » Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:03 pm

Champagne comedy Loof.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:15 pm

godsavethequeen wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 6:33 pm
Do you never feel the urge to test yourself steve?
For what though?
and for whose benefit?

To prove something that means nothing, especially to myself?

Like I said, it would be an enormous fcuk off holiday to spend all that time training and then competing, a holiday which would come at the expense of other people.

Nick's got grown up kids and a team he trains with so there is some altruistic dimension to it.

for me it would just be a giant wank.

You sound keen to give it a go though Godsave. Is there a welsh equivalent?

what about a swim across the english channel?
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by channels » Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:37 pm

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For your own benefit. Fcuk, I test myself on a daily basis. If I don't, why bother living really.
By cycling on the mean streets?

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:42 pm

Legion wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:25 pm
For your own benefit. Fcuk, I test myself on a daily basis. If I don't, why bother living really.
By riding a bike to work?
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:48 pm

steve shearer wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:42 pm
Legion wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:25 pm
For your own benefit. Fcuk, I test myself on a daily basis. If I don't, why bother living really.
By riding a bike to work?
When you put it like that 😂😂
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:53 pm

I don't think that's what Godsave means.

I'm paddling out in the dark at shark infested spots, rockfishing solo at night at some of the deadliest spots in Aus. The last time I got washed in it was an hour long swim in, in the dark, covered in fish blood.
No fcuking boats or spectators or other competitors around.

I don't really give a fcuk about measuring my heart rate while I do it and trying to beat some other kook at it.

If that is what Godsave means?

I don't really think anyone is going to be at my funeral saying : "he really should have got out more and tested himself"
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:55 pm

You hear that Nick??
Trev wrote:I have always had a lot of time for Dick
smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by PeepeelaPew » Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:56 pm

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:01 pm

What are you prattling on about Legion
Trev wrote:I have always had a lot of time for Dick
smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:05 pm

Had a surf with Carcass today.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:07 pm

How was his behaviour
Trev wrote:I have always had a lot of time for Dick
smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable

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