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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:58 am

I think you should team up!

shearer/loofy men's stock prone team. Lightning in a bottle. Actually because it'd be your first time, you can have three people in a team. Hatchnam? Godsavethequeen? TardG????

I'd be on the plane home before you cnuts finished.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Cranked » Fri Jul 26, 2019 10:37 am

They'd be lost at sea. There would be a huge search and rescue effort, but their bodies would never be found.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by channels » Fri Jul 26, 2019 10:41 am

Drailed wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:59 am
steve shearer wrote:
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the only thing we both truly know in our heart of hearts is that I'd beat you Loof.

In fact, it's almost certain you wouldn't get out of the harbour.
No chance Steve, it has been proven on here time and time again I am physically stronger then you with way more stamina. You’re embarrassing yourself now.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Trev » Fri Jul 26, 2019 10:48 am

Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:58 am
I think you should team up!

shearer/loofy men's stock prone team. Lightning in a bottle. Actually because it'd be your first time, you can have three people in a team. Hatchnam? Godsavethequeen? TardG????

I'd be on the plane home before you cnuts finished.
Hey.

Leave me out of this.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Fri Jul 26, 2019 11:34 am

Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:58 am
I'd be on the plane home before you cnuts finished.
Nah, massively overestimating yourself here Nick.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by pinhead » Fri Jul 26, 2019 1:05 pm

Drailed wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 11:34 am
Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:58 am
I'd be on the plane home before you cnuts finished.
Nah, massively overestimating yourself here Nick.
The gauntlet has been picked up!
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Jul 26, 2019 1:11 pm

Cranked wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 10:37 am
They'd be lost at sea. There would be a huge search and rescue effort, but their bodies would never be found.

Realsurf pages would have black borders as a mark of respect
Loofy's name would be forever remembered alongside Eddie Aikau's.

Except the truth will be that he abandoned shearer in his hour of need and took off into the distance after shearer's board was destroyed in a terrible tiger shark attack.

Sadly for Loofy he went the wrong way and disappeared into the fabled Makapu'u Current.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by BA » Fri Jul 26, 2019 1:45 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:58 am
I think you should team up!

shearer/loofy men's stock prone team.
Laying on top of each other?

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Fri Jul 26, 2019 1:58 pm

imagine if me and Loofy tandem paddling beat Carroll.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by tootr » Fri Jul 26, 2019 2:24 pm

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:11 pm

Sad!

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Hatchnam » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:15 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:58 am
I think you should team up!

shearer/loofy men's stock prone team. Lightning in a bottle. Actually because it'd be your first time, you can have three people in a team. Hatchnam? Godsavethequeen? TardG????

I'd be on the plane home before you cnuts finished.
Yeah I dunno. Kinda sound like the cyclists of the sea. A bit boring.
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That's fine but the scale is inherently elitist.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:16 pm

Drailed wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 11:34 am
Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:58 am
I'd be on the plane home before you cnuts finished.
Nah, massively overestimating yourself here Nick.
Yeah OK I'd still be checking in maybe.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:17 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:16 pm
Drailed wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 11:34 am
Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:58 am
I'd be on the plane home before you cnuts finished.
Nah, massively overestimating yourself here Nick.
Yeah OK I'd still be checking in maybe.
Give me 3 mths training and you will beat me by 10-15% max.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:20 pm

But we all know how this would turn out -- pretty much exactly like when I tried to recruit you cnuts into a Coolangatta Gold team. All the talk went out the fcuken window then didn't it. "Oh I have to rearrange my sock drawer that weekend"

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:21 pm

It was almost as bad as when dinosaur and hatchnam challenged each other to a surfing contest at Bungan Beach

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Hatchnam » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:25 pm

Oh that’s right :lol: he had to attend a Kiama quilt expo the following weekend, therefore couldn’t make it.

And. Sorry. I love the ocean, and surfing. But paddle racing? It’s all a bit too mongo Nutri grain to get me interested. Like I appreciate the stamina etc. but I’d rather surf, lift weights, and skate a bowl.
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That's fine but the scale is inherently elitist.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by ajohnsen » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:47 pm

And we all know where you stand on cereals, right?

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