Just general surfing stuff
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That’s were pro surfing is. Perfect example. Surprised there wasn’t a washed up AFL player advertising portal frame sheds.
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How true. They can look very elegant.
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Bells is on and it’s looking atrocious.
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I thought so too.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes
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Apparently he dropped his wallet ... thats lost, not stolen
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I’ve got an overwhelming desire to go and get a ladder at Harvey Norman. Then I’ll have a Bonsoy in my Yeti. And finally, as Sally puts it, I might go and interact with the ocean. What a time to be alive.
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One of the many hipsters around here this weekend has written life affirming messages in chalk all over the path to the point.
Best was Fish Are Friends next to the boat ramp fish gutting station.
Best was Fish Are Friends next to the boat ramp fish gutting station.
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This needs further comment after four days of watching said elegant ladies snake and drop in on all and sundry before tip toeing to the nose of their huge mals and adopting a pose for the entire wave. Some were exaggerating their hand positioning in an attempt to appear in control of the careering legropeless juggernaut. Quite a few were Euroes and hadn’t quite worked out their behaviour might antagonise the crowd if taken to extreme but had probably rightly assessed they could get away with it due to said nice derrières and the weight of numbers.
A few of the Euroes were dressed to the nines on land in tailored beach outfits and shell necklaces. Sitting elegantly in camp chairs watching the surf with their equally attired boyfriends. Everyone shooting the scene for posting on social media.
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I'm sure all they're having a wonderful time, enjoying the waves and each others company ... while the old fella with the storm cloud over his head complains bitterly about the injustice of youth.
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That sums it up perfectly.
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Plenty of boards to stand on walking up to the point. Thousands of dollars worth of trad longboards. Crescent has reached peak hipster now I reckon. Full retro 70s fashion.
My tuflite is vintage in the wrong way for the trad mal aficionado.
My tuflite is vintage in the wrong way for the trad mal aficionado.
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Youre like the new wave 80’s dude
No doubt surfing will get all punked out again as a backlash to the facile hipster scene. Or maybe not, as it could be seen to be a form of toxic masculinity etc. That conversation got boring really quickly as I headed into wokevile. Just surf and enjoy it. Don’t go to
Snapper
Crescent
Noosa
Bondi
Byron
Yamba
And you’ll be perfectly fine. It’s like going to the Royal Easter Show and complaining about the people there. Fucking obvious
No doubt surfing will get all punked out again as a backlash to the facile hipster scene. Or maybe not, as it could be seen to be a form of toxic masculinity etc. That conversation got boring really quickly as I headed into wokevile. Just surf and enjoy it. Don’t go to
Snapper
Crescent
Noosa
Bondi
Byron
Yamba
And you’ll be perfectly fine. It’s like going to the Royal Easter Show and complaining about the people there. Fucking obvious
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Pants list of the best mal waves in Australia….plus Bondi and Angourie.
Missed out on Yamba this trip. Was going to Noosa.
While I can find proficient hypster log riders annoying it’s obviously their time in the sun.
God knows I’ve taken advantage of the situation myself for twenty plus years of mal riding.
Good form to not completely hog the waves though.
Re: 80s Surf Punk Style I think they have brought back the check sided nut hugger boardies.
Missed out on Yamba this trip. Was going to Noosa.
While I can find proficient hypster log riders annoying it’s obviously their time in the sun.
God knows I’ve taken advantage of the situation myself for twenty plus years of mal riding.
Good form to not completely hog the waves though.
Re: 80s Surf Punk Style I think they have brought back the check sided nut hugger boardies.
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Pics, or it didn't happen.Beanpole wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:07 amPants list of the best mal waves in Australia….plus Bondi and Angourie.
Missed out on Yamba this trip. Was going to Noosa.
While I can find proficient hypster log riders annoying it’s obviously their time in the sun.
God knows I’ve taken advantage of the situation myself for twenty plus years of mal riding.
Good form to not completely hog the waves though.
Re: 80s Surf Punk Style I think they have brought back the check sided nut hugger boardies.
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More of a critique on a particular trend that reached the velocity to take over the line up.
Surfed pretty much identical waves there a week earlier with no one.
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