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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by offshore1 » Fri Dec 18, 2020 10:46 am

Flew right over the Isle of Wight did ya godsave?
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Post by godsavetheking » Fri Dec 18, 2020 10:46 am

Is an English pub any more depressing than an Australian one?
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Post by godsavetheking » Fri Dec 18, 2020 10:47 am

The iow is just by Portsmouth offy. Some clown just got banged up for zipping over on a jet ski to see his missus in lockdown
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by offshore1 » Fri Dec 18, 2020 10:48 am

How romantic, like The Graduate.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Fri Dec 18, 2020 11:02 am

godsavethequeen wrote:
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Is an English pub any more depressing than an Australian one?
a million times more.

a million squared.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by foamy » Fri Dec 18, 2020 11:10 am

Steve, you must have been a lot of fun to travel with in Old Blighty

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Fri Dec 18, 2020 11:11 am

I went over the top at every opportunity Foamy, did not shirk it.

did my tour.

thankfully, l just missed the era where it was a rite of passage to trade your youth in English pubs.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by offshore1 » Fri Dec 18, 2020 11:12 am

Goddy's asleep in bed now Steve. Or passed out under a tray of crumpets and spilled port.
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Post by steve shearer » Fri Dec 18, 2020 12:08 pm

an outback pub is a million times less depressing than those grey, grim pubs in UK.

you been over there Leej?
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Wyre » Fri Dec 18, 2020 12:18 pm

The pubs I went to in London were pretty bloody good. I never went to some grim backwater pub though- where were you Steve? Was it like that pic Drailed put up? I reckon some Aussie pubs on the periphery of cities (say, Liverpool) would be just as grim.

Outback/Regional pubs are shit, don’t let Red Dog fool you. I like the open feel and the ice cold beer they sell, but if you have any ethnic qualities, definitely treated/looked at differently. Probably fine as a white fella.

Irish pubs are grand, of course.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Cranked » Fri Dec 18, 2020 12:23 pm

Pubs in the Sydney CBD were great in the 60s and 70s. They had incredible character and there was nearly one on every corner.

Then they started closing them down by shifting the liquor licences into the suburbs. Tons of sterile mediocracies were the norm.
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Post by steve shearer » Fri Dec 18, 2020 1:06 pm

even the most sterile mediocre modern beer barn in Aus is less depressing than it's UK equivalent.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by bobjs » Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:37 pm

There’s some pretty depressing ones in Aus. Poker machines, high viz, five kinds of super crappy Aussie lager and English style decor in Aussie climate. Add some Jimmy Barnes on the duke box and the nightmare begins.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by bobjs » Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:38 pm

I’m sure the equivalent exists in Wales though.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:49 pm

bobjs wrote:
Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:37 pm
There’s some pretty depressing ones in Aus. Poker machines, high viz, five kinds of super crappy Aussie lager and English style decor in Aussie climate. Add some Jimmy Barnes on the duke box and the nightmare begins.
the difference is: you walk out of one of those pubs and you are in Australia.
You walk out of an English suburban pub and you're in England.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by offshore1 » Fri Dec 18, 2020 3:07 pm

This royal throne of kings, this sceptered isle, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, This other Eden, demi-paradise, This fortress built by Nature for herself Against infection and the hand of war, This happy breed of men, this little world, This precious stone set in the silver sea, Which serves it in the office of a wall Or as a moat defensive to a house, Against the envy of less happier lands,--This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
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