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Bells

Post by rmb » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:03 am

Starts today does anyone really care?
I see another small wave/shit condition contest.

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Re: Bells

Post by tiger » Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:03 am

Yes the forecast looks less than frothable.

Think I'll just be screening it heats on demand, be hard to sit through all the turd polishing.
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Re: Bells

Post by crabmeat thompson » Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:10 am

yeah off the back of snapper and how hard that was to sit through ... bells is barely on my radar. was all lined up to head down there and stay with a mate and do a little writing, but saw the forecast and flagged it.

hopefully people really, properly meltdown to make it a little bit interesting lol
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Re: Bells

Post by foamy » Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:27 am

It's all about the waves.

I like the tour existing. It has given me a lot of pleasure and interest over the years. I just wish it wasn't in Australia. I feel a slight and inane sense of national embarrassment when the only surf we can provide is a bit crap (i.e. normal conditions).

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Re: Bells

Post by stinky_wes » Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:39 pm

And the commentary pearls of wisdom continue... "Onshore is the new offshore"

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Re: Bells

Post by rmb » Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:54 pm

stinky_wes wrote:And the commentary pearls of wisdom continue... "Onshore is the new offshore"
Someones watching??

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Re: Bells

Post by Drailed » Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:15 pm

foamy wrote:I feel a slight and inane sense of national embarrassment when the only surf we can provide is a bit crap (i.e. normal conditions).
why would you feel embarrassed about weather conditions?
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Re: Bells

Post by rmb » Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:20 pm

They should make Shipsterns an alternate location that would save foamy being embarrassed over the weather.

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Re: Bells

Post by channels » Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:28 pm

When Bells is solid and a big carving wall, I enjoy watching it. Rincon not so much...

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Re: Bells

Post by crabmeat thompson » Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:30 pm

i'm going roasting.

i hope shearer has defamation insurance.
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Re: Bells

Post by steve shearer » Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:35 pm

I do , It's called: come for me Bro, all's I got is a bunch of surfboards and fishing gear.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Bells

Post by crabmeat thompson » Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:37 pm

steve shearer wrote:I do , It's called: come for me Bro, all's I got is a bunch of surfboards and fishing gear.

haha. cool.

I'm going to employ the old, you can garnish my wages at 40 cents per week for the next 1200 years.
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Re: Bells

Post by stinky_wes » Wed Apr 01, 2015 6:15 pm

rmb wrote:
stinky_wes wrote:And the commentary pearls of wisdom continue... "Onshore is the new offshore"
Someones watching??
I was on a break at work and tuned in to be told that they're on hold and hoping for better conditions tomorrow, despite the 25 knot onshore wind!

Could this possibly be worse than Snapper?

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Re: Bells

Post by steve shearer » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:08 pm

A million times worse.

A bad Bells forecast is more depressing than Auschwitz.
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Re: Bells

Post by Davros » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:53 pm

Autumn has been fucked so far

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Re: Bells

Post by crabmeat thompson » Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:16 pm

Hells Bells. Fasten seat belts, we're going to go fast. lol


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Re: Bells

Post by steve shearer » Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:27 pm

I'm slightly biased but I've got a weird feeling Braithy's writing is going to be the best thing happening at Bells with daylight a close second.
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Re: Bells

Post by pinhead » Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:19 pm

Sat and Sunday, Woolamai will have contestable surf, 2 hours either side of the high tide ,which is around mid day. But where would they get a giant mahogany desk on the island?

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