How many times have you been BANNED?

Post by **Larry** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 3:27 pm

You know how sometimes you have to deal with the old surfers; that bunch of 70+ year-old deadbeats who hang about the surf club doors on the weekend and who would like to tell you how good they were, and how good the surf was fifty years ago?
Who listens?
So how many websites have you been banned from?
Because in this competition the older you are the more you can score. This is a custom that has fallen into grave misuse following the Stuey era. I'm still hanging in for the good old days.
My score so far: a small collection covering a wide selection of categories.
(1) Catholic Answers forum.
(2) John Birmingham's Cheeseburger Gothic blog.
(3) Dumbth Chroncles (surf) website (since terminated)
(4) reddit
(5) Tara Moss's FaceBook
(6) Nick Carroll's 'Best Babes' exclusive dating website.

Post by **Bobby Dazzler** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:17 pm

they banned me from the "i drank at the astra hotel" group for saying that steve sold shit leaf, which is true.

Post by **Larry** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:45 pm

Bobby Dazzler wrote:they banned me from the "i drank at the astra hotel" group for saying that steve sold shit leaf, which is true.

winner

Post by **Skipper** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:59 pm

Russkies deli put out an apb on me for scalping low numbers.

Im keen to know about this best babes site of Carrolls you speak of.

Post by **Larry** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 5:10 pm

Note the Tara Moss problem, there's a link in there somewhere, she dumps me, then I get tossed out of Babes. There's only one bloke with that influence, lycraguy.

Post by **steve shearer** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 5:51 pm

Yamba Jewfish Group is all I can remember

Post by **el rancho** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:58 pm

why were you banned steve? using the Latvian lures?

Post by **andy2476** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 7:03 pm

I got booted from the Sunshine Coast mature incontinence fanciers group. My profile pic was done in really shitty light and it looked bright red also I was suffering pink eye . They said I was making fun of harlequin babies.

Which of course I was

Post by **steve shearer** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 8:30 pm

el rancho wrote:why were you banned steve? using the Latvian lures?

I was being a bitch and insinuating some fat cnut was selling his jewfish on the black market.

Post by **--++sunstroke++--** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:05 pm

steve shearer wrote:Yamba Jewfish Group is all I can remember

I nearly got booted from a fishing club as a kid for beating all the adults

Post by **Larry** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:16 pm

nearly is bullshit ...

Post by **andy2476** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:49 pm

I can show you how to get banned from real surf parry if you'd like

Post by **Skipper** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:00 pm

Actually I now recall I did get booted off 2MBS fm in 88 after 5 years of loyal service.
A few of us put on a live show outside of our usual late night broadcasts, Oz day iirc, it featured " The Commo Punks From Hell" - which as you could imagine, didn't go down to well with some listeners , the board flipped out and as host and producer saw fit to banish me.

Post by **black duck** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:08 pm

skipper just lifted the bar a notch.

Post by **otway1949** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:40 pm

Got banned from NZed forums for conducting a raid , with posts about Surfing cruise ships arriving at lots of surf spots in NZed offerin ex All Blacks security work and both NZed surf pro work as coaches.

Quite a few RSers aided and abetted.

Post by **Trev** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:47 pm

I got banned from scouts for bringing an oversized knife.

Post by **offshore1** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 12:19 am

By 'over sized knife' you mean ...

Post by **Trev** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:16 am

offshore1 wrote:By 'over sized knife' you mean ...

Something my dad brought back from WW2.

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