merry christmas
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merry christmas
to you all
stay safe give your wife&kids a big hug
cheers huie
stay safe give your wife&kids a big hug
cheers huie
Re: merry christmas
Ho Ho OH&S is for Santa
Would you like fries with that ? said Santa Claus, as I sat upon his knee
All care is taken by the elves, but no responsibility
Please read the disclaimer carefully, tick the box before you proceed
Requests for gifts will be graded by the recipients wants and needs
Work Place Health and Safety has thoroughly checked out the sleigh
The reindeer have had a thorough going over from the local RSPCA
The EPA will be monitoring emission from location that they pass
All that milk, cookies and whisky plays havoc with Santa's . . .
. . . digestive system.
Wishing everyone a most tubular xmas ... keep it moist ... see you on the other side.
Would you like fries with that ? said Santa Claus, as I sat upon his knee
All care is taken by the elves, but no responsibility
Please read the disclaimer carefully, tick the box before you proceed
Requests for gifts will be graded by the recipients wants and needs
Work Place Health and Safety has thoroughly checked out the sleigh
The reindeer have had a thorough going over from the local RSPCA
The EPA will be monitoring emission from location that they pass
All that milk, cookies and whisky plays havoc with Santa's . . .
. . . digestive system.
Wishing everyone a most tubular xmas ... keep it moist ... see you on the other side.
The moving finger writes and having writ moves on ... now all thy piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel even half a line ... nor all thy tears wash out a single word of it.
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Re: merry christmas
Imagine how happy & welcoming you'd be if your wife just had a baby that your not the father of, then three swarthy looking blokes you've never seen before rock up with presents.
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Re: merry christmas
peace on earth and goodwill to all
Re: merry christmas
Just grab the gold and run.Slobadan Madicubich wrote:Imagine how happy & welcoming you'd be if your wife just had a baby that your not the father of, then three swarthy looking blokes you've never seen before rock up with presents.
Beanpole
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
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Re: merry christmas
It's okay. They are Three Zoroastrians.
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
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Re: merry christmas
SANTA, usually I say DEAR but you haven't given me what ive asked for for friggin 15 bloody years...so its just SANTA this year...
SO, y y y haven't you sent a decent cyclone swell season since well about 99....?
anyway,PLEASE make up for your lack of effort and send 4 or 5 NE groomed swells from the Coral Sea....I promise i'll be good and catch lots of those waves...cheers SW
SO, y y y haven't you sent a decent cyclone swell season since well about 99....?
anyway,PLEASE make up for your lack of effort and send 4 or 5 NE groomed swells from the Coral Sea....I promise i'll be good and catch lots of those waves...cheers SW
Re: merry christmas
I wish all you no specific harm over the holiday break.
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Re: merry christmas
Peace, joy and lasting happiness everyone.
“I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say ”— Marshall McLuhan
Re: merry christmas
10cms of fresh and puking down, off to first chair.
Peace out virtual bros
Peace out virtual bros
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Re: merry christmas
Merry Christmas ya pack of sand eating, wax sniffing, board fondling, no good long haired (well we were), layabout surfies. Have a real good one, hope you & families stay safe......Oh look Santa left me a beer, just so happens I'm a bit thirsty today..
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