NEED ANSWERS NOW !!!

[kreepykrawly]

How come people who are such experts on board design ...such average surfers ?
Im not talking about board shappers.. im talking about armchair critics...

Ive known over the years very average to poor surfers complain about their boards because the rails are too this ..the rockers too that blah blah blah but when that same board is ridden by a shredder that same so called "dog stick" turns into a 'shlick stick' with the ripper shredding anything anytime anywhere.

So a simple request...either shred and shut up or go Nathos vomit bucket.

Yes ?

I find it an absolute mystery !!!!

[BA]

Shouldn't you be eating your second lunch?

[kreepykrawly]

Your realsurf user name 'BA' must have been inspired by your wifes constant belittling of you ..calling you a ' Big Arse'...
...as in ...'hey Big Arse ..you taking out the rubbish ?' ...or ' Big Arse..whats the time ?

[BA]

You're obviously cranky. Wife put a lock on the fridge again?

[spork]

Its a bit like footy/soccer/RahRah coaches et al, not many of them played at a very high level either.

[foamy]

You need answers?

'A bad workmen blames his tools' is a proverb.
A proverb because it expresses something basic in the human condition. A version of that proverb exists in pretty much every human language.
And we all do it.

- Fkn computer!
- Well, actually no. The computer is actually doing exactly what you told it to do.
- Que?


And, of course, sometimes it really is a crap board.

[Cranked]

Well if you don't think about how your board works and try to ascertain what design features do what, and venture an opinion how will you ever learn? Someone blaming the rails or whatever has at least started to think

[kreepykrawly]

The first step to redemption and salvation is to realise that it is YOU that is surfing badly.

Blaming a shaper who has shaped millions of boards and is probably a good surfer for your poor performance can only be described as pathetic.

I've heard total kooks down the beach talk about certain fins giving them ' extra drive'...or how the rails are too square...or the rocker has too much concave down the centre !!!
OMG !!! I felt like driving my board fair square up their... where the sun dont shine.

Please...a simple request...just shut up !!! You make me sick...I hate you.

If you want your board to go good ..surf more..preferably everyday...and get angry..watch some violent movies...listen to angry music and do some chin ups.

[Trev]

A shaper who has shaped "millions of boards".
I'd like to see that.

[kreepykrawly]

Theres nuffin wrong with using hyperbole to prove a point...
. .in the same way you would say to your wooza...."hey darlin' if you cook me spagetti one more time im gonna kill you "...

Do I really need to take time out of my life to explain that ???

[Natho]

Don't get me started about fin wankers crapping on about fins when all they know is what they have read on the fin marketing catalogue.

Ok then. Reminds me of a guy I know. Must own 50 sets of fins. Always crapping on that these fins do this and those fins do that and make him rip. Anyway he came up to me in the car park and was crapping on about these 3 sets of Kenetic Racing fins he got. The Parko signature ones ( medium or small?), the Jack Feestone signature set and another set, I think it was the Bruce Irons signature set. Anyway the fin wanker is boring me to tears going on about this set does this and that set does that ( word for word what he had read on the Kinetic Racing website).
Anyway we put all the fins together and guess what? They all had identical templates. No difference between them. Just different signature printed on them and slight difference in carbon pattern. Yet people buying these are sucked in to thinking they are all different = more sales for the fin company.
Anyway after the fin wanker had finished recycling this fin rubbish I had a massive vomit all over myself.

[Trev]

Theres nuffin wrong with using hyperbole to prove a point...
. .in the same way you would say to your wooza...."hey darlin' if you cook me spagetti one more time im gonna kill you "...

Do I really need to take time out of my life to explain that ???

Well, you see, you're bitching about people using terms they don't understand. You'd think trying to stay accurate might strengthen your argument.

[kreepykrawly]

What are you talking about ?
'terms they don't understand'...

Have you actually read anything in this thread or are you just taking the piss ???
I was saying i get irritated when I hear bad surfers critiquing surfboards when they have no idea about the intricate dynamics of board design and how it relates to their own surfing experience. There's a total lake of synchronization between these two entities.

To them I say..shut up... I hate you.

BTW..I don't 'bitch' ...I 'express'.

[BA]

You seem to have been on here a bit this weekend KK. Was your local Macca's closed?

[Trev]

What are you talking about ?
'terms they don't understand'...

Have you actually read anything in this thread or are you just taking the piss ???
I was saying i get irritated when I hear bad surfers critiquing surfboards when they have no idea about the intricate dynamics of board design and how it relates to their own surfing experience. There's a total lake of synchronization between these two entities.

To them I say..shut up... I hate you.

BTW..I don't 'bitch' ...I 'express'.

Of course they don't understand. Neither do you it seems.

[--++sunstroke++--]

What are you talking about ?
'terms they don't understand'...

Have you actually read anything in this thread or are you just taking the piss ???
I was saying i get irritated when I hear bad surfers critiquing surfboards when they have no idea about the intricate dynamics of board design and how it relates to their own surfing experience. There's a total lake of synchronization between these two entities.

To them I say..shut up... I hate you.

BTW..I don't 'bitch' ...I 'express'.

You've been "expressing" too much milk from your teets.

[Trev]

Is it just me, or are KK's brainsnaps happening more frequently?

I reckon you're right. I think there might be more to the rail chomping incident than she's telling.

[Nick Carroll]

It's low blood sugar. He needs to eat more often

but that is fcuken hard since he eats something every four minutes