HORROR HUGE MONSTER SHARK ATTACK IN BYRON BAY

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Re: HORROR SHARK ATTACK IN BYRON BAY

Post by Beanpole » Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:46 pm

I reckon use a bow and arrow.
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Re: HORROR SHARK ATTACK IN BYRON BAY

Post by chrisb » Wed Sep 10, 2014 1:45 am

It's been a bad week for surfing considering the Indo deaths.

The message is clear: DONT SURF
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Re: HORROR SHARK ATTACK IN BYRON BAY

Post by el rancho » Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:55 am

guy wasn't surfing
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Re: HORROR SHARK ATTACK IN BYRON BAY

Post by the prawn » Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:16 am

Limpet mine the area.

or nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
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Re: HORROR SHARK ATTACK IN BYRON BAY

Post by babasharky » Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:48 am

the bloke died doing what he loved
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Re: HORROR SHARK ATTACK IN BYRON BAY

Post by Bobby Dazzler » Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:51 am

he loved being bitten by a shark?
probably got a taste for it being gummed by a few gummy sharks.
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Re: HORROR SHARK ATTACK IN BYRON BAY

Post by Natho » Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:07 am

I blame the 'mad monk' Tony Abbott for allowing the thing to come in so close to shore. An absolute outrage. Get angry people. Stand up and show you wont stand for this.
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Re: HORROR SHARK ATTACK IN BYRON BAY

Post by steve shearer » Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:08 am

50yr old English expat.

Been a bad year for english expats in the aussie surf.

apparently the shark kept returning to the Bay and wouldn't b herded out.
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Re: HORROR SHARK ATTACK IN BYRON BAY

Post by cedric » Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:46 am

Could of netted the man killer very easily, knocked it when ashore or taken dna ,teeth samples [human flesh remains] tagged it and sent it on its way, I wonder if it ate an irish man not long ago .
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Re: HORROR SHARK ATTACK IN BYRON BAY

Post by el rancho » Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:51 am

merkin wrote:I just watched the Ten news report online - they said "Monster Shark" twice.
the early reports were the young bloke who pulled him out called it at only 6 or 7 feet.

that's puny.
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