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Re: Surf Cowards

Post by el rancho » Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:48 pm

interesting how for years now everyone's been whinging about the crowded clusterfucks and the decline of the line-up heavies and the good ol' days of bush justice

then when it actually happens everybody's squealing for the cops.

don't fuckin drop in at the superbank.

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Re: Surf Cowards

Post by steve shearer » Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:52 pm

squealing to the media and carrying on like a pork chop is far worse.

Complaint-AVO-common assault charge.

I think Capn Pugwashes story might not have added up.

Don't drop in at the Superbank????? You are kidding, right?
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Re: Surf Cowards

Post by Surfnsmurf » Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:21 pm

steve shearer wrote:squealing to the media and carrying on like a pork chop is far worse.

Complaint-AVO-common assault charge.

I think Capn Pugwashes story might not have added up.

Don't drop in at the Superbank????? You are kidding, right?
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Re: Surf Cowards

Post by andy2476 » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:21 pm

Braithy wrote:People are going to sort it out. Those people, just won't be the police.
Will they be riding SUP's. ?
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Re: Surf Cowards

Post by Nick Carroll » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:28 pm

Nobody will be sorting anything out. A lot of talk and no real action, that's what happens in cases like this.

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Re: Surf Cowards

Post by marauding mullet » Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:07 pm

[quote="scot"] but he is not going to press charges./quote]
That might be the way it works in America, in Australia it's not up to anyone to press charges, other than the cops. They would need the victim to make a formal complaint of course, or they wouldn't have a case in court.
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Re: Surf Cowards

Post by steve shearer » Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:12 pm

Sounds like he is not going to make a complaint.

Thats still immaterial. If the cops had witnesses/a case they could prosecute irregardless.
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Re: Surf Cowards

Post by el rancho » Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:50 pm

steve shearer wrote: Don't drop in at the Superbank????? You are kidding, right?
I'm confused


Surfnsmurf wrote:
steve shearer wrote:squealing to the media and carrying on like a pork chop is far worse.

Complaint-AVO-common assault charge.

I think Capn Pugwashes story might not have added up.

Don't drop in at the Superbank????? You are kidding, right?
its el macho. the guys on a non stop kid a thon from dawn til dusk. what more do you expect?

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Re: Surf Cowards

Post by crabmeat thompson » Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:54 pm

andy2476 wrote:
Braithy wrote:People are going to sort it out. Those people, just won't be the police.
Will they be riding SUP's. ?

Unlike the manly manliness of body shaving, Lycra and fingerless gloves.

To ride a bicycle.
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Re: Surf Cowards

Post by jimmy » Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:23 pm

I found out a little more about the situation tonight..

A life long friend of mine lives next to in the same street as pugwash.. As it turns out Occy lives in the same street.. Pugwash is a family man who owns his house and has no desire to move.

The nutter who launched his board has a history of such behaviour and is apparently a bit of an ice freak.(I'm not taking this as gospel though as I have found that people are quick to label others who are naturally a bit scatty as ice heads).

When the guy came at him on land he said , "I know where you live Cnut. You're over the road from Occy".

I'm not so sure id wanna take it any further if someone like that knew where I lived.

My mate said he is aware that Pugwash has a tendency to drop in and can be a bit of a knob and thinks he might have asked for it to a certain extent..
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Re: Surf Cowards

Post by swvic » Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:34 pm

Thank you, Jimmy. Now, if you'd kindly post pics of the ice fiend, I'd be most grateful. Be good to know who I can and can't drop in on next time I'm surfing the bank

Pugwash; yes
Ice fiend; no

If Pugwash has a go, I can just tell him I know he lives across the road from Occy. If he drops in on me, I'll just spear the cnut in the head. Because I'm not an ice fiend, I'll have the mental faculty to tell him I know where he lives before he goes running to the media

Not going to the Sunny though. fong is fcuked in the head
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Re: Surf Cowards

Post by Surfnsmurf » Mon Feb 17, 2014 10:31 pm

Braithy wrote:
andy2476 wrote:
Braithy wrote:People are going to sort it out. Those people, just won't be the police.
Will they be riding SUP's. ?

Unlike the manly manliness of body shaving, Lycra and fingerless gloves.

To ride a bicycle.
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Re: Surf Cowards

Post by Skipper » Tue Feb 18, 2014 5:14 am

jimmy wrote:I found out a little more about the situation tonight..

A life long friend of mine lives next to in the same street as pugwash.. As it turns out Occy lives in the same street.. Pugwash is a family man who owns his house and has no desire to move.

The nutter who launched his board has a history of such behaviour and is apparently a bit of an ice freak.(I'm not taking this as gospel though as I have found that people are quick to label others who are naturally a bit scatty as ice heads).

When the guy came at him on land he said , "I know where you live Cnut. You're over the road from Occy".

I'm not so sure id wanna take it any further if someone like that knew where I lived.

My mate said he is aware that Pugwash has a tendency to drop in and can be a bit of a knob and thinks he might have asked for it to a certain extent..
Yeah well, as i suspected, old mate has a bit of history as far as histrionics goes. Was talking to my sis in law in Tas and she reminded me of this tendency of his. Not slagging the bloke, no one deserves such retribution, but hey, sometimes trouble can be avoided if you avoid treading on nasty cnuts' toes.

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Re: Surf Cowards

Post by ajohnsen » Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:18 am

jimmy wrote:I found out a little more about the situation tonight..

A life long friend of mine lives next to in the same street as pugwash.. As it turns out Occy lives in the same street.. Pugwash is a family man who owns his house and has no desire to move.

The nutter who launched his board has a history of such behaviour and is apparently a bit of an ice freak.(I'm not taking this as gospel though as I have found that people are quick to label others who are naturally a bit scatty as ice heads).

When the guy came at him on land he said , "I know where you live Cnut. You're over the road from Occy".

I'm not so sure id wanna take it any further if someone like that knew where I lived.
Just kill him then.

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Re: Surf Cowards

Post by Nick Carroll » Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:05 am

Just like that?

seems a bit of a waste. It's not like anyone's gonna miss him. You could just tie him up in the garage with a gag and torture him for days.

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Re: Surf Cowards

Post by Nick Carroll » Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:06 am

You know, Spirit of A-Kill-Ya.

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Re: Surf Cowards

Post by ajohnsen » Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:17 am

I think you're onto something with the torture. He can be Real Surf's very own pet...that we torture mercilessly. What should the tortures be?

- translate War and Peace into Fongalese
- write a thesis on Tom Tom's posts
- psychoanalyse Dino.

That's for starters.

Who's volunterring their garage or basement?

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Re: Surf Cowards

Post by andy2476 » Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:28 am

disable the block tomtard function
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