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Re: Cornish

Post by offshore1 » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:20 am

RIP Cornish. A life well lived, good friends , close family. Speaks volumes.

oh, and Laz, I'm a card-carrying tard from way back. I stir shit mainly for fun......and, unlike : Shearer, Braithwaite, Carroll, Lucky Al, Alakaboo and yourself, since I don't charge a farthing for my hilarious outpourings, also for free.
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Re: Cornish

Post by Larry » Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:09 pm

what the fuck was that about?

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Re: Cornish

Post by alakaboo » Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:22 pm

Yeah, I'm not a writer.

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Re: Cornish

Post by Larry » Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:08 pm

you're doing ok here

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Re: Cornish

Post by godsavetheking » Fri Dec 13, 2013 12:46 am

I was just updating something that read "for free" and out of solidarity with the beleaguered Braithy I left it as it was. It does look pretty shit mind you
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Re: Cornish

Post by offshore1 » Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:14 am

Sir Braithwaite is used to god giving him and his kith and kin the shitty end of the sepulchre.
My impression, based on Craig Braithtard's trevails that make Job look like Jimmy Packer, is that the Lord of Hosts Jesus Christ God Almighty Holy Ghost fcuks with braithy



just for fun


and for free.
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Re: Cornish

Post by Larry » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:04 am

I'll have a shot at that.
Craig Braithwaite is used to a {person, business, employer} giving him and his {friends, colleagues} the shitty end of the writing stick [sceptre]. It is {Offshore's} impression, based on Brathwaites' known problems with this {person, business, employer} who not only came back from the dead [Job] but /and is now as powerful as James Packer, that he is f..king around with Craig's mind. Which is suffering, and retarding his professional development.

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Re: Cornish

Post by offshore1 » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:54 am

not to mention he burned tasmania and flooded queensland. may have been responsible for burning nsw too but not sure of that one
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Re: Cornish

Post by crabmeat thompson » Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:44 am

To make up for all the ass-fcukery pointing at me, in this here thread, you guys better get me a good Christmas present.
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Re: Cornish

Post by Larry » Fri Dec 13, 2013 12:22 pm

happy christmas mate, hope it all goes well in 14, you too offshore. plenty of that and a bit of swell would be a fine thing.

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Re: Cornish

Post by crabmeat thompson » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:45 pm

You too Larry. I hope your teeth are still scaring the mangoes away well into 2014.

Speaking of mangoes. How are yours going, off the hook? I remember an old fella once telling me, when the mangoes are going off at Christmas, you know we're headed for a big cyclone season.
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Re: Cornish

Post by offshore1 » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:58 pm

Thanks Larry, would love to go for a paddle with you one of these days.
Braithy, what does one get for the man who has everything?
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Re: Cornish

Post by Trev » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:49 pm

offshore1 wrote:Thanks Larry, would love to go for a paddle with you one of these days.
Braithy, what does one get for the man who has everything?
Mimi McPherson. :D:
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Re: Cornish

Post by Yuke Hunt » Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:05 pm

offshore1 wrote:not to mention he burned tasmania and flooded queensland. may have been responsible for burning nsw too but not sure of that one
Its rumoured that he introduced sodomy to the masses ... a true blessing to the penal system. Gives a whole new meaning to the term inmates ... or is that a hole new meaning.
offshore1 wrote:Braithy, what does one get for the man who has everything?
Penicillin of course.
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Re: Cornish

Post by admin » Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:10 pm

Sorry, not a contribution, just a test to see if I can get an error to crop up...

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