Fantasy surfer comp

[Almighty God]

Groundhog Day in Brazil!

do they really not have any better breaks there...its a big stretch of coast

[stinky_wes]

Round 2 is about to start! No idea why they decided to go on hold this morning as the swell forecast shows dropping swell for the next week.

4 of my guys are in this round, 1 friendly fire...

[Almighty God]

Well one thing is now clear...if it wasnt already...I am an expert when it comes to picking my ladies!

[Almighty God]

Oh and ADJE...not trying to alarm you, but I checked your last scores...pack your things, you're going to hell buddy

[stinky_wes]

Not a great result, dropped out of the top 100. Although it is always pot luck at Rio.

Bring on big Cloudbreak! There's plenty of cheap goofy footers to choose from which will make selections difficult

[Almighty God]

hey did anyone happen to notice who just got the highest score in FIJI

Like I said...you dont get the Almighty tag for nothing...you bunch of dipshits

[crabmeat thompson]

hey did anyone happen to notice who just got the highest score in FIJI

Like I said...you dont get the Almighty tag for nothing...you bunch of dipshits

and for that, i just took a big shit in a bible and wiped my arse with psalms.

[stinky_wes]

Yet you're still not amongst the top 10 mongs or top 10,000 overall?...

Although I do see you're doing well in the women's comp. That must be where you are utilising your all-seeing, all-knowing powers!

[BA]

J'Bay's looking like South Curl Curl.

[BA]

Slater smashing it on what appears to be a normal board suited to the conditions. WTF?

[Almighty God]

There is some exceptional reading on the fantasy surfer comp scoreboard.

Amongst a sea of mediocrity, one score stands out...someone, it appears, has cracked the 1050 barrier...for the first time...ever

I dont like to brag...but clearly I am untouchable in barreling lefts

Better luck next comp you bunch of kooks

[Almighty God]

Yet you're still not amongst the top 10 mongs or top 10,000 overall?...

Although I do see you're doing well in the women's comp. That must be where you are utilising your all-seeing, all-knowing powers!

No one likes a sore loser, you stinky bastard

[Almighty God]

hey did anyone happen to notice who just got the highest score in FIJI

Like I said...you dont get the Almighty tag for nothing...you bunch of dipshits

and for that, i just took a big shit in a bible and wiped my arse with psalms.

It was only a matter of time before someone did...

Actually that got me thinking...if you shat in the bible...then used that same bible to wipe your arse...thats quite a mess you have on your hands there

[Almighty God]

Has anyone ever seen that Tatiana Western Webb surf

She really gives hope to fellow poo men all over the world

[Almighty God]

well I am not great at maths...but is 868 more than 762...by like over a fcuking hundred?

thats 4 event wins for the year...you dumb shits...even I can count that high

[Almighty God]

wow...who'd have thought Italo had a second place finish in him...ahh me

and who would have guessed Toledo would bounce back and come from a last...to a first...that would be...ME

and Mick and Adriano...safe bets surely, with their competitive natures and so much on the line...who could possibly predict they would both eat shit early...yep...thats also...ME, ME, and ME

[jimmy]

Well I smashed all you Mongs again this year. That's two from three, if memory serves.

I was in another club with a $1000 cash prize. That group had three surf mag editors, a couple of ex WSL judges, and a few other so called world tour boffins. I lead all year but left Owen in my team the night before Pipe started thinking he'd surf concussed if he had to, due to having a shot at the world title. He withdrew as we all know. I got no points from him for Pipe and ended up losing by 7 fcuking points to some guy called Groundswell from the States who had Owen but was up watching the comp and traded him 30 minutes before the first heat.
No one knew who this cnut was until he posted this on the club message board this morning... Looks like I'll get some extra chrissy cash after all!

GroundSwell
GroundSwell
Posted 20 December 2015 - 08:12 AM PST Hey guys,
Thank you very much. It was an incredible year on Fantasy Surfer in 2015. Thank you all for playing. While I may have won by 7 points, I'm going to call this a moral victory and declare myself ineligible for the top prize here. I wouldn't want anybody to think that I profit off of the site that I pour so much energy into. Please split the top prize between 2nd & 3rd place (2/3 for 2nd, 1/3 for 3rd). Thank you all for playing. I truly look forward to seeing you all here in 2016 (so I can obliterate you again).

Cheers,

Ray Bergman
Fantasy Surfer Director
Surfer Magazine

[alakaboo]

Drinks are on Jimmy!