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Re: the single most pointless and gheyest thing on the plane

Post by Karlos » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:38 pm

I don't know Igg, but I reckon Mazda MX5s & little yappy lap dogs are a bit more gheyer.

So is anonymous man sex in public toilets.

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Re: the single most pointless and gheyest thing on the plane

Post by daryl » Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:22 pm

existance?

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Re: the single most pointless and gheyest thing on the plane

Post by moondoggie » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:53 pm

Completely ghey circus ride - symptomatic of a nation in decline. *** central :oops:

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Re: the single most pointless and gheyest thing on the plane

Post by grapsta » Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:57 am

To be fair though if It was a massive half pipe the size of a snowboard half pipe...but it went downhill a bit of a distance it would be heaps fun...like permanent sand boarding or something

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Re: the single most pointless and gheyest thing on the plane

Post by Animal_Chin » Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:01 am

From Extreme Sports Zone:

"The Brush ramp is safe..."
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Re: the single most pointless and gheyest thing on the plane

Post by brendo » Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:12 pm

does wearing a helmet and elbow/knee pads give it its 'extreme' edge :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
good 'sport' for kooks that cant paddle, kooks that sook when they hit crete skating, and kooks that get scared going fast on a snowboard :wink:

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Re: the single most pointless and gheyest thing on the plane

Post by ajohnsen » Sun Jun 17, 2012 5:51 pm

Kinda looks like grasping at straws, really.

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Re: the single most pointless and gheyest thing on the plane

Post by Beanpole » Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:01 pm

fongss wrote:up there :arrow:

but the existence of the sydney city roosters rugby league club

still wins hands down :!:
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Beat the tigers though :P :P
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Re: the single most pointless and gheyest thing on the plane

Post by kreepykrawly » Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:17 pm

Would love to see a whole bunch of Polish soccer hooligans smash everyone involved.

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Post by Hollowed out » Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:59 pm

Webber's first phase design to entice backers for his wave pool???

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Re: the single most pointless and gheyest thing on the plane

Post by Nick Carroll » Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:57 pm

what about that fcukwit and his water jet squirting machine, you know, the one that sucked water up into his backpack then squirted it out allowing him to bob around in the air.

THAT was fcuken epically ghey. edges brushboarding I think based on the pointless use of machinery.

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Re: the single most pointless and gheyest thing on the plane

Post by otway1949 » Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:02 pm

A longgggg time ago there used to be a brush ski slope out the back of Warringah mall, the trick was to sneak in at night after closing and ride your beer carton to the bottom before the brushes ripped it to shreds. it was as high as the big slides at Luna Park, often we were too! :D
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Re: the single most pointless and gheyest thing on the plane

Post by Karlos » Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:13 am

There was a ski shop down the back of Mosman on Ourimbah Road years back that had one of those slopes to test skis on. It was like the stuff they have on the platfroms at the top of ski lifts & needless to say it was shithouse & really gave you no indication whatsoever if the skis were good, bad or otherwise. It was kind of the equivalent of testing a surfboard in Manly lagoon.

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Re: the single most pointless and gheyest thing on the plane

Post by dUg » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:18 pm

On the topic of non-snow snow skiing, I think the Grass Ski Park at Kersbrook embraces the sort of overt gheyness South Australia is famous for.

Somewhat incredibly it went out of business in the late 80's, not because it was like riding a pair of out of control lawnmowers laced to your feet down a muddy slope in the rain and fog, but because public indemnity became too expensive. This was mostly because the only thing seperating the end of the slope from a busy main road was a flimsy two-strand dropper electric fence, and several punters ended up impaled on the bullbars of passing trucks.

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Re: the single most pointless and gheyest thing on the plane

Post by Karlos » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:26 pm

Can't remember where but I went to one of those grass skiing parks when I was a kid. Jesus it was difficult. Two tank tracks strapped to your feet that you could barely turn or get any real speed up on. Not surprised it never took off.

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Re: the single most pointless and gheyest thing on the plane

Post by Beanpole » Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:12 pm

My one and only attempt at grass sking was at King Edwards Park in Newcastle. Someone had a set of those catepillar track ones stashed in the wardrobe so I took them for a go. Got up a bit of speed and then realised I had no idea how I was going to stop before I flew off the slope onto the road. Ended up just doing a bellyflop on the grass in front of the embankment above the road. :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Re: the single most pointless and gheyest thing on the plane

Post by Cpt.Caveman » Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:36 pm

haha whats wrong with a skateboard if you can't surf or snowboard etc? you can get all sorts of skateboards that get close to feeling like snowboarding or surfing!

it'll get them all real good at poo-man stances, thats for sure
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