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I hung my vest in the tree out the front to dry, as i usually do. Forgot it was there and left it overnight, grabbed it in the morn and went for a surf. The next morning i woke up with massive welts under my arm and on my chest and back. Went to the chemist and he diagnosed the frikken hairy catapillar! seems the mongrel was having a nice cosy sleep in there til I came along. He must have been pissed off cos he bit the crap outa me, it really itches and the muscles under the bites are weak and tender to touch. Cortizone and antihistamines have done nothing, anyone?
When it gets to this level of self important stupidity I lose interest.
Roy Stewart
Roy Stewart
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Look next time, bit like checking your boots for spiders. No idea, will try and think. Google says wash clean, cold pack, Paracetamol.
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next time leave your sluggoes out, your detainees may appreciate the swelling whilst you are giving them their next "merit card"
Uni is not the real world.
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you've got thousands of brittle hairs embedded in your skin, irritating the crap out of you
Soak in water
Soak in water
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and find a liquid pour on "Itch Go" type of product form the pharmacy, that or Calominealakaboo wrote:you've got thousands of brittle hairs embedded in your skin, irritating the crap out of you
Soak in water
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Ok, you'll need a large bucket, 2L of Low Fat milk, Honey, a velcro strip and a purple beret.
First, put the purple beret on your head. You want to look stylish, don't you?
Second, find a large stick that has a texture similar to Bob Hawke's face.
Beat the bucket in a rythmic tribute to Huey, asking him to forgive you for not checking your wetsuit and begging him to show mercy. Continue until you are satisfied with your work.
Thirdly, pour the Low Fat milk into the bucket, combine it with the honey, and whisk with the Bob Hawke stick until it is bubbly and has a consistency similar to cream.
Next, rub the affected areas with the velcro strip until they are raw and painful to touch.
Finally, and this is the most important step, coat yourself head to toe in the mixture. Not only the affected areas, head-to-toe.
Marinate for 3 hours in the sun and you should be fine.
First, put the purple beret on your head. You want to look stylish, don't you?
Second, find a large stick that has a texture similar to Bob Hawke's face.
Beat the bucket in a rythmic tribute to Huey, asking him to forgive you for not checking your wetsuit and begging him to show mercy. Continue until you are satisfied with your work.
Thirdly, pour the Low Fat milk into the bucket, combine it with the honey, and whisk with the Bob Hawke stick until it is bubbly and has a consistency similar to cream.
Next, rub the affected areas with the velcro strip until they are raw and painful to touch.
Finally, and this is the most important step, coat yourself head to toe in the mixture. Not only the affected areas, head-to-toe.
Marinate for 3 hours in the sun and you should be fine.
Braithy - I can look at a guy like Sonny Bill Williams, his physique and face, and appreciate, he's a good looking guy
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^^^
That.
And this:
That.
And this:
saucy gibbon wrote:next time leave your sluggoes out, your detainees may appreciate the swelling whilst you are giving them their next "merit card"
It's possible to hate the filthy world and still love it with an abstract pitying lovesome cnut wrote:There are only two real problems that we face in life, knowing what we want but being unable to know how to get it and/or not knowing what we want
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Righto-got all the ingrediants, but had trouble finding a purple beret, anyone?
When it gets to this level of self important stupidity I lose interest.
Roy Stewart
Roy Stewart
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the reggae outletspork wrote:Righto-got all the ingrediants, but had trouble finding a purple beret, anyone?
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found a green beret, will that do?
When it gets to this level of self important stupidity I lose interest.
Roy Stewart
Roy Stewart
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It's in the Beret precinct.daryl wrote:the reggae outletspork wrote:Righto-got all the ingrediants, but had trouble finding a purple beret, anyone?
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spork wrote:found a green beret, will that do?
Ask them!
Braithy - I can look at a guy like Sonny Bill Williams, his physique and face, and appreciate, he's a good looking guy
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They'll be all over you with some um, tweezers?haysie wrote:spork wrote:found a green beret, will that do?
Ask them!
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They're pretty committed to the cause, you could probably get one of them to sit on your head
Braithy - I can look at a guy like Sonny Bill Williams, his physique and face, and appreciate, he's a good looking guy
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They have more muscles in their jaws than I have in my arms.
When it gets to this level of self important stupidity I lose interest.
Roy Stewart
Roy Stewart
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prob'ly fart atomic bombshaysie wrote:They're pretty committed to the cause, you could probably get one of them to sit on your head
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