Plastic Surgery

Post by **bumbaclot** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:38 pm

would ya do it? if so, wot would have done?

Me, no I don't think so. I farkin hate hospital, doctors and tha like.

If I looked like some of them freaks on that reality make over show, I'd rather pull the freakin trigger. Exception is obviously if in somekind of accident and it needed doin...like I got me end chopped orf....John Holmes step aside

Stuey would go for special boots to make him taller, folical replacement ta get rid o'da ginge and prob schlong extension eh mate

Post by **Schwez** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:40 pm

Dont forget Pubic Hair implants! Stu aint got any of doze yet! Pwahahah

stuey · Post by **stuey** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:56 pm

wahahhaha nice one fellas. I had a chick once dat had a nose job done, nah not by me, by the doc! And strewth she was in pain for bleedin ages! Why would ya wanna, unless ya had a complex o sorts?
How much was dat pubic hair transplant?

Blue_Demon · Post by **Blue_Demon** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 2:28 pm

My chick's Mum has had face lift..... ya can tell, and it looks shite. Has had lipo and a tummy tuck too.

Luckily my girlie is dead against it and says she'll never have anything like that done. I think we should deal with the deck provided.

Post by **Rug** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 2:52 pm

Blue_Demon wrote:I think we should deal with the deck provided.

What if the decks full of jokers.

Blue_Demon · Post by **Blue_Demon** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 2:58 pm

Well then you're gonna be a right funny bastard!

Post by **WiNzA** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:22 pm

if i ever put on a few hundred kilos i might......but not how i am now

Chonie · Post by **Chonie** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 4:52 pm

breast reduction.

Post by **bumbaclot** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 5:14 pm

Hey Chones, leave dem fun bags as is mate......bet ya new fella wouldn't want a regular fries when he's already max'd his meal eh?!?!?!

+ I saw a chick once that had the op......scars were pretty horrific....and she lost sensitivity.......good job too, I was suckin dem nips like starvin babe

Post by BA » Wed Jul 21, 2004 5:22 pm

Why is it that all chicks with great teets (read: big) want em reduced

Post by **bumbaclot** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 5:24 pm

fed up of getting black eyes everytime dey run fer a bus

caspa · Post by **caspa** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 5:44 pm

I do believe any chance at intelligent discussion has been dashed and smashed.
Trust a woman to cause this ...

Chonie · Post by **Chonie** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 5:53 pm

Chicks, well i, get fed up for many reasons.

a.) it's all the guys look at
b.) tight tops are so hard to fit into
c.) guys are obsessed by them
d.) look like a bloody barbie doll
e.) guys are shallow and its all they care about

to name a few reasons.

Post by BA » Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:18 pm

Chonie wrote:Chicks, well i, get fed up for many reasons.

a.) it's all the guys look at
b.) tight tops are so hard to fit into
c.) guys are obsessed by them
d.) look like a bloody barbie doll
e.) guys are shallow and its all they care about

to name a few reasons.

Am I missing something here. I don't see a negative in that list.

Post by **bumbaclot** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:22 pm

my thoughts hexackerly BA....if ya got it flaunt it eh! I is hung like a farkin Giraffe and regularly get the Captain out fer a peekaboo at the world.........Last time was in The Establishment in the CBD, was very well recieved my the security staff, let me tell ya

Post by **baldric** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 9:34 pm

Chonie wrote:breast reduction.

that would almost be a "crime against humanity Chonie"....

I hate that shitty "extreme makover" show on TV....can't believe the shit the people go through ta still look somewhat crook....I've wondered after watchin' that show whether some of the very highly skilled, high priced Hollywood/Double Bay plastic surgeons also do work in public hospital burns/reconstruction units or whether they just hang out with the rich folks and their egos?...and if they don't do public hospital work (Australian ones that is) then why did my taxes help pay the hundred grand or more that it cost ta put 'em through university....where's the return on that?

caspa · Post by **caspa** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:08 am

err .. baldric ... the return would be in the taxes THEY pay - IF they pay.
So the real question should be why should your taxes be used to educate accountants and lawyers that enable the surgeons to pay minimal tax .

Post by **baldric** » Sat Jul 24, 2004 1:55 am

caspa wrote:err .. baldric ... the return would be in the taxes THEY pay - IF they pay.
So the real question should be why should your taxes be used to educate accountants and lawyers that enable the surgeons to pay minimal tax .

hmmm...damn I hate logic...

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