Trip Around Australia

[Allan]

Jimmy1501 you're friend Ken answered the phone, he seems like a nice chap. He said you weren't there anymore but he could help me out. I think he's some kind of counellor or somthing, is he? His fees seem a little bit steep but if he's good I think I might have a coffee with him sometime and see if he can help me with some issues. Does he do married men?

[offshore1]

I'm feeling a little bit better today as my only daughter has invited me to her 20th birthday party. I havn't seen much of her lately as she seems to be overwhelmed by the advances of young men. She's quite attractive and I sincerely hope she chooses the right gentleman to wed before she starts you know... doing the bizzo.

she's not a dental hygienist by any chance is she allan?

[purple pyramids]

allan, you'll be pleased to know that bondi, like balmain, was traditionally a refuge for divorcees and single parents. your help would be invaluable in fighting for the old neighbourhood.

Allan. You seem like such a sincere guy.. I hate to hear about your troubles and hope you'll be OK.. If you need a break from Coffs and need to come down to Sydney for a while then you are more than welcome to stay at my house.. Skipper,Buff Brad, Purple Pyramids,and Oldman live in the same area and I'm sure theywould welcome you with open arms so to speak..

[alakaboo]

she's not a dental hygienist by any chance is she allan?

Allan, sorry to hear you've been turfed out. Good to know someone is looking after the turf while you're away.

Does he do married men?

I think Ken's more of the view that married men can help to look after each other in times of need.

[jimmy]

she's not a dental hygienist by any chance is she allan?

Allan, sorry to hear you've been turfed out. Good to know someone is looking after the turf while you're away.

Does he do married men?

I think Ken's more of the view that married men can help to look after each other in times of need.

Yeah Allan it's more of a self help group.. I'm sure you'd fit right in so to speak...

[Chillin]

I'v got nothing...I just wanted poor Al to see my avatar, I thought it might cheer him up a bit.

[Allan]

Chillin I can't see what that is in your picture without my glasses. Is it a pelican?

[Chillin]

Nah mate...its a beaver.

[Kunji]

Chillin I can't see what that is in your picture without my glasses. Is it a pelican?

['llo-and Behold]

Tell me it's all a joke! sorry, laugh out loud

[gibber]

Al, can I call you that mate? I've been where you are mate. Life deals some strange hands at time and it's hard to know how to play em. To be honest, your missus sounds a bit hard on you mate, but I guess after being together for as long as you have there's going to be some abrasiveness there, ah well.
Only advice I can give you is to be like the islands to the north of you and become like how Neil Diamond so eloquently sang, become a 'solitary man', head to bondi, hook up with jimmy's mate and get him to give you what you seem so desperately in need of; a good dressing down! I'm sure it'll be rough on you at first but after being shafted by your missus for so long you need a good bloke to sort ya out.
Btw, did you ever find the tan track?

[bumfluff]

Hey Allan, why not try this one out on the Mrs..

Let us know how ya go champion.

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[Allan]

Gibber I prefer to be called Allan.
What is the tan track? I think I will head to Bondi, it sounds like it might be just what I need.
Jimmy1501 could you please check your private messages my good friend? I would like your address so I can send you a letter if that's ok. I look forward to meeting you and Ken.

[jimmy]

Gibber I prefer to be called Allan.
What is the tan track? I think I will head to Bondi, it sounds like it might be just what I need.
Jimmy1501 could you please check your private messages my good friend? I would like your address so I can send you a letter if that's ok. I look forward to meeting you and Ken.

Ken can't wait to meet you either Allan.

[Skipper]

....a little something to get you in the mood for the road trip Al....lan.
(audio content warning)

http://soundcloud.com/morbomusic/sets/seymour-butz

[still here]

....a little something to get you in the mood for the road trip Al....lan.
(audio content warning)

http://soundcloud.com/morbomusic/sets/seymour-butz

That is the dark side ! How d'ya find that shit ?

[Skipper]

That's nothing on Odd Future. ...

[purple pyramids]

That's nothing on Odd Future. ...

is it rude and crude enough to scare the children?

i've been using 'christ the album' by crass to manage the daycare centre when they get out of hand.

does seymour do club kooky with gemma? i played their party a few years ago.... not an ken's. but i once put on party next door at the grotto capri. what a place!