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Re: Just in case someone didn't get it yet . . . .

Post by Roy_Stewart » Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:51 am

iggy wrote:
Roy_Stewart wrote:The boards are constantly using their rails.
so does any board
That's reasonably correct, tell it to the person who asked whether my boards ever used their rails :roll:

Roy_Stewart wrote:The boards turn very well, in fact much better than malibus , but are designed to do so without fuss.
insert picture
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You already have two pictures of one of my boards turning. Any time that a board is not heading at 90 degrees to the wave front it is turning, in fact boards turn most of the time when riding waves, including when going 'straight' in trim.

My boards are designed to turn with such ease that they don't make the typical moments of crisis and spray which you have become used to. Just like racing cars do their best without digging up the track or making smoke, so my boards turn without remarkable fuss.

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Re: Just in case someone didn't get it yet . . . .

Post by Roy_Stewart » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:02 am

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Re: Just in case someone didn't get it yet . . . .

Post by crabmeat thompson » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:03 am

Are you serious Roy? Trimming across the face of a wave can be construed as a turn? What about a bottom turn? What about a turn off the lip? I can't quite tell if you're serious.

Can you make a bottom turns with your boards, and lay them on one rail to do so?
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Re: Just in case someone didn't get it yet . . . .

Post by Roy_Stewart » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:09 am

height = vertical measurement

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Re: Just in case someone didn't get it yet . . . .

Post by crabmeat thompson » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:11 am

This is the greatest thread on the internet. It has everything.
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Re: Just in case someone didn't get it yet . . . .

Post by mustkillmulloway » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:12 am

every shaper makes some duds in the r&d cycle, thus i give u :arrow:


the boards that roy rejected :lol:

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thats about half a billion going up in smoke

p.s i was refering too the rugby roy :wink:
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Re: Just in case someone didn't get it yet . . . .

Post by Roy_Stewart » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:12 am

iggy wrote:show a picture of the board cutting back or coming hard off the bottom and taking a steep climb line up the face and turning and releasing off the lip!
then i'll open my ears and eyes to your claim that your boards turn better than longboards and malibus!
until then, it's chewbacca stapled to a log going fast in a trim line on a 3 foot wave and nothing else..
You completely missed the point again, by defining turning in the usual accent based terms.

Try a little harder to comprehend what i've written before you reply, and then we'll have a better discussion. You don't have to like what i write but unless you understand it you'll keep on arguing with yourself inside the restrictive bubble of your own preconceptions ( or to be more correct, those imposed on you by the industry )

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Re: Just in case someone didn't get it yet . . . .

Post by Roy_Stewart » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:16 am

It's impressionism versus expressionisim


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Post by Animal_Chin » Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:14 am

Headlines you won't see this week:

Roy Stewart Dominates the Eddie
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15ft Tall Man Rides 20ft Wave
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Amazing! Roy Goes Left!
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Man Falls Asleep on Stewart Designed Boat
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Post by mustkillmulloway » Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:21 pm

"" the nearest beach of any repute being Mt Maunganui. And Mt Maunganui, despite being home to an infamous artificial reef, could hardly be considered a surf mecca itself."

quote swellnet

now roy, how do u defend this :?: isn't a shaper and his designs only as good as the waves he gets try em in :idea: :arrow: :?
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Re: Just in case someone didn't get it yet . . . .

Post by crabmeat thompson » Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:39 pm

The junk in Abbott's trunk is making me a little queasy.
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Re: Just in case someone didn't get it yet . . . .

Post by Roy_Stewart » Sun Aug 01, 2010 1:18 pm

Yeah that picture is gross.

The incidence of spurious troll arguments has increased so I suspect that drunkenness?hangovers/brain damage is the cause.

I'll get back to you all when you recover.. . try fish oil.

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Re: Just in case someone didn't get it yet . . . .

Post by Roy_Stewart » Sun Aug 01, 2010 1:19 pm

woolly wrote:
Roy_Stewart wrote:Image
Roy_Stewart wrote: .. I'm mid face and the wave is at least 8 feet. Now you can do your 'outraged that anyone can call an 8ft high wave 8 feet high ' routine. In case you didn't know it the undercalling trend was started in Hawaii to feed misinformation to kooks about the size of the waves. . .. seems there are a lot of kooks these days who believed it !
Roy_Stewart wrote:It wasn't I who introduced the subject of wave height on this thread,....
Pardon? :?



I said I wasn't the one to introduce the subject of wave height.



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Re: Just in case someone didn't get it yet . . . .

Post by Roy_Stewart » Sun Aug 01, 2010 1:33 pm

iggy wrote:
longboards turn better than your boards


My boards are longboards, the ones you refer to are barely even longboards and turn poorly


your board suffer from too much nose rocker and create a lift and drag effect, and a flat rockered 10foot longboard would likely outrun your 20foot banana rockered boards)
longboards trim better than your boards
Absolute nonsense.

My boards regularly outrun flat rockered 10 footers, and you have completely failed to understand how the rockers on my boards work.

Typical flat rockered 10 foot malibus are very poor at turning while in trim, this affects their speed and wave making ability. That's just one of the reasons why they are such easy meat.

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Re: Just in case someone didn't get it yet . . . .

Post by lessormore » Sun Aug 01, 2010 3:10 pm

Roy defies gravity!
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Just when you thought life couldn't get any worse-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUfKnqv2C3k

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Re: Just in case someone didn't get it yet . . . .

Post by dUg » Sun Aug 01, 2010 3:42 pm

Roy_Stewart wrote: Dreaming is a prerequisite for brilliant success.

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In a very small number of cases, yes. More generally though, it's a sign that points to the on-ramp of the Financial Ruination Freeway.

Can you give us a traffic report Roy?

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Re: Just in case someone didn't get it yet . . . .

Post by lessormore » Sun Aug 01, 2010 3:47 pm

Roy was the inspiration for the shortboard revolution and the movie Going Vertical!
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Re: Just in case someone didn't get it yet . . . .

Post by mustkillmulloway » Sun Aug 01, 2010 4:39 pm

Roy_Stewart wrote:Yeah that picture is gross.


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hey :!: i'm not going sit here and let u bag out our future leader :evil:

not when your current one looks like this :arrow:

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:lol: ....at least tony surfs :idea:
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