Did Kelly Slater Sell His Soul To The Devil?

[Lucky Al]

I think this question is debatable... here on Realsurf.

[mical]

I thought Kelly Slater was the devil

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[pridmore]

well the devil is the best surfer to ever live and is also is doing the best things for board design for a farrkken long time...all hail the devil...

ps- wish he was an Aussie.....


is it better to rule in hell
than to serve in heaven.....

[Trev]

than to serve in heaven.....

Roger Federer serves in heaven...........and lobs, and smashes and backhands..

[mical]

You just wait Mark, he'll be recruiting for his 'family' soon enough

If you believe everything you read the signs are staring us in the face.

He's a guitar playing poet who has the ability to influence millions.

He's highly intelligent, mysterious, has an innate ability to read people & situations, conspiracy theorist, paranoid egomaniac, obsessive compulsive, and shines like the sun.

He's the devil alright . . or the next Charlie Manson

[oldman]

Yes he did Lucky Al.

Down at the crossroads.

He negotiated a good deal with the horned one as well, bastard.

[ajohnsen]

No. Male pattern baldness.

[Lucky Al]

This just in (via telepathy from Kelly to 2nd Reef), Kelly's letter to us here at Realsurf:

As Kelly Slater; son of Gerry Lopez; brother of the Sun and Moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Sebastian Inlet, Snapper, Backdoor Pipe, Upper and Lower Trestles; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Duke Kahanamoku; trustee chosen by the Duke himself; the hope and comfort of all Surfers and Mid-West IMAX Audiences; confounder and great defender of Hotties, Babes and Porn Stars—I command you, the Forum Users of Realsurf, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.

—Floridian Sultan Kelly Slater, I

[Nick Carroll]

Imagine what is going to happen to Lucky Al now if Kelly and the Devil are really in league.

[chrisb]

Yes he did Lucky Al.

Down at the crossroads.

He negotiated a good deal with the horned one as well, bastard.

It wasn't at the Crossroads, rather he sold his soul to the devil at Crosswaves, but it was at midnight and the devil was cleverly disguised as a local called Nick.