Surf satire from 'Bearded Gimp'

[roy Stewart]

http://olosurfer-woodensurfboardsatpipe ... magic.html

[Kunji]

This thread is now a captions thread.

"I have the poooweeeerrr!"

"They are one; the ring and the Dark Lord. Frodo, he must never find it."

[gibber]

Where can I send an invoice for my valuable lost time you fcuking hippy freak?

And no, hippy freak is not a compliment

jeebus that was the most pathetic piece of writing I have ever had to read

[Revolution]

WE LIKE ROY! WE LIKE ROY!

[otway1949]

ROy Booger Boards

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WE LIKE ROY! WE LIKE ROY!

Roy has some wooden boogy boards ( like paipos) in his stock pile.
Could be quite a Revolution, a wooden board for when he woulden go
Gibber I'm pretty sure Roy didn't write that article consider satire :?

[Revolution]

Clearly not a simpsons fan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1-HIc1oCGA

[roy Stewart]

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WE LIKE ROY! WE LIKE ROY!

Roy has some wooden boogy boards ( like paipos) in his stock pile.
Could be quite a Revolution, a wooden board for when he woulden go
Gibber I'm pretty sure Roy didn't write that article consider satire :?

Not my boards those paipos are from Hawaii , not my writing either.

[gibber]

Does it matter whom the author is?

[steve shearer]

Don't get your knickers in a twist over Roy, Gibbs.

Man's got more boatbuilding, woodworking skills in his big toe than 99 percent of the cunce who hang shit on him.

Plus, taking cheap shots at a soft target is below a man of your standing.

[roy Stewart]

Thanks Steve, that's a hard target btw


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[roy Stewart]

Does it matter whom the author is?

Only to the author

[Grooter]

[gibber]

Fair enough.
Having a cunn of a time with things at the moment so sorry Roy. Dinnae mean to fire off a salvo cross ya bow mate.

[caspian]

fuck yeah, that's the dream \m/

[mustkillmulloway]

A time that may yet become known simply as BS (Before Stewart). Picture the scene, a group of the world's hottest young longboarders checking the heat draw and speculating about the identity of local wildcard Roy Stewart. Then picture them literally crying with laughter as our hero walks down the beach in a pink wetsuit and helmet, barely able to carry a board that's double the length of anything else on the beach, and which appears to have drawn significant design influence from the humble banana.


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yeah ok....it's only funny cause it's true

p.s the world's hottest young longboarders ...is that...like guys who can't cut it on shortys

[roy Stewart]

Fair enough.
Having a cunn of a time with things at the moment so sorry Roy. Dinnae mean to fire off a salvo cross ya bow mate.

That's ok Gibber, hope things pick up for you soon.

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[lessormore]

Careful with the name-calling,or another thread may go into lockdown

[Surfin Turf]

Man's got more boatbuilding, woodworking skills in his big toe than 99 percent of the cunce who hang shit on him.

absolutely, and it's doubtful anyone would dispute that..
Roy's work is magnificent and unrivalled..

with all due respect to Roy's craftsmanship and skills I would be very unlikely to ride on of his boards but if I could afford one I'd love to hang one on a wall ... same goes for Josh Dowling's boards ... I have always looked at a new 'regular construction' board like it was a piece of art ... and these boards in question are not only art in shape, but art in appearence and workmanship ...