Surf satire from 'Bearded Gimp'
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Where can I send an invoice for my valuable lost time you fcuking hippy freak?
And no, hippy freak is not a compliment
jeebus that was the most pathetic piece of writing I have ever had to read
And no, hippy freak is not a compliment
jeebus that was the most pathetic piece of writing I have ever had to read
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WE LIKE ROY! WE LIKE ROY!
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Roy has some wooden boogy boards ( like paipos) in his stock pile.Revolution wrote:WE LIKE ROY! WE LIKE ROY!
Could be quite a Revolution, a wooden board for when he woulden go
Gibber I'm pretty sure Roy didn't write that article consider satire :?
Jaffa, I'm opinionated, and I'm sometimes right. So?
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Not my boards those paipos are from Hawaii , not my writing either.otway1949 wrote:Roy has some wooden boogy boards ( like paipos) in his stock pile.Revolution wrote:WE LIKE ROY! WE LIKE ROY!
Could be quite a Revolution, a wooden board for when he woulden go
Gibber I'm pretty sure Roy didn't write that article consider satire :?
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Does it matter whom the author is?
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Don't get your knickers in a twist over Roy, Gibbs.
Man's got more boatbuilding, woodworking skills in his big toe than 99 percent of the cunce who hang shit on him.
Plus, taking cheap shots at a soft target is below a man of your standing.
Man's got more boatbuilding, woodworking skills in his big toe than 99 percent of the cunce who hang shit on him.
Plus, taking cheap shots at a soft target is below a man of your standing.
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Thanks Steve, that's a hard target btw
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Only to the authorgibber wrote:
Does it matter whom the author is?
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It's possible to hate the filthy world and still love it with an abstract pitying lovesome cnut wrote:There are only two real problems that we face in life, knowing what we want but being unable to know how to get it and/or not knowing what we want
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Fair enough.
Having a cunn of a time with things at the moment so sorry Roy. Dinnae mean to fire off a salvo cross ya bow mate.
Having a cunn of a time with things at the moment so sorry Roy. Dinnae mean to fire off a salvo cross ya bow mate.
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fuck yeah, that's the dream \m/Hatchman wrote:
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A time that may yet become known simply as BS (Before Stewart). Picture the scene, a group of the world's hottest young longboarders checking the heat draw and speculating about the identity of local wildcard Roy Stewart. Then picture them literally crying with laughter as our hero walks down the beach in a pink wetsuit and helmet, barely able to carry a board that's double the length of anything else on the beach, and which appears to have drawn significant design influence from the humble banana.
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yeah ok....it's only funny cause it's true
p.s the world's hottest young longboarders ...is that...like guys who can't cut it on shortys
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yeah ok....it's only funny cause it's true
p.s the world's hottest young longboarders ...is that...like guys who can't cut it on shortys
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That's ok Gibber, hope things pick up for you soon.gibber wrote:
Fair enough.
Having a cunn of a time with things at the moment so sorry Roy. Dinnae mean to fire off a salvo cross ya bow mate.
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Careful with the name-calling,or another thread may go into lockdown
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with all due respect to Roy's craftsmanship and skills I would be very unlikely to ride on of his boards but if I could afford one I'd love to hang one on a wall ... same goes for Josh Dowling's boards ... I have always looked at a new 'regular construction' board like it was a piece of art ... and these boards in question are not only art in shape, but art in appearence and workmanship ...iggy wrote:absolutely, and it's doubtful anyone would dispute that..steve shearer wrote:Man's got more boatbuilding, woodworking skills in his big toe than 99 percent of the cunce who hang shit on him.
Roy's work is magnificent and unrivalled..
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