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I'm not sure you could call what I did today surfing. Last Sunday too big, today beyond tiny.

Having a splash, you could say.

I like to call it a swim surf. Swimming with a board to keep you company

Yep, that was my Saturday paddle.

Illawarra beachie at 2 foot. Clean little a frame peaks breaking left and right. Took the daughter out on her 7 foot foamie. She’s now at the stage where she can paddle into a few by herself and go across the face.

Got her trained to paddle straight for the peak and get in under the lip nice and steep. None of this shoulder shit. Think the prior nippers training she’s done has helped prep her a bit.

I'm trying to picture Hatchie at his daughters Nipper Training. Charming but hard to reconcile with his hard core high plains drifter mad max surf driver image.

I’m trying to imagine you doing “anything”

Hard core ...... image ??

I surf an old single fin 60-70% of the time.

This isn’t Wales.

Your idea of hardcore, is that people who manage to get parks and surf overhead waves?

Or is it tea-totaller something-something?

Beans kids never went to nippers. Couldn’t get a park.

Hatchnam wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:19 am

I’m trying to imagine you doing “anything”

Hard core ...... image ??

I surf an old single fin 60-70% of the time.

This isn’t Wales.

Your idea of hardcore, is that people who manage to get parks and surf overhead waves?

Or is it tea-totaller something-something?

his idea?

that's the problem ... he has no idea. not about anything. but that doesn't stop him from posting 40,000 times about things.

** squint of “can never get a park”. Or “I hate tea totallers”. Or “waiting for the tide to drop”. Or “I’m nearly at 50,000 posts”

I took my son out on Saturday, 1-2ft super clean, crystal clear waves grinding down the bank. Fccck me, was insanely good. He was absolutely stoked as was I.

Thud wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 01, 2020 7:15 am

Beans kids never went to nippers. Couldn’t get a park.

Nah, we just went surfing.

So core (squints)

crabmeat thompson wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 01, 2020 1:38 pm

Hatchnam wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:19 am

I’m trying to imagine you doing “anything”

Hard core ...... image ??

I surf an old single fin 60-70% of the time.

This isn’t Wales.

Your idea of hardcore, is that people who manage to get parks and surf overhead waves?

Or is it tea-totaller something-something?

his idea?

that's the problem ... he has no idea. not about anything. but that doesn't stop him from posting 40,000 times about things.

The fact that you are too dumb to understand what I'm saying doesn't mean it doesn't mean anything. I can see how you would have a problem with that though. Fortunately I couldn't care less if you understand what I'm saying or not.

Thud wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:11 pm

So core (squints)

You know it, brine brother. Although it's true you can't get a park when the nippers are on.

Beanpole wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:13 pm

crabmeat thompson wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 01, 2020 1:38 pm

Hatchnam wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:19 am

I’m trying to imagine you doing “anything”

Hard core ...... image ??

I surf an old single fin 60-70% of the time.

This isn’t Wales.

Your idea of hardcore, is that people who manage to get parks and surf overhead waves?

Or is it tea-totaller something-something?

his idea?

that's the problem ... he has no idea. not about anything. but that doesn't stop him from posting 40,000 times about things.

The fact that you are too dumb to understand what I'm saying doesn't mean it doesn't mean anything. I can see how you would have a problem with that though. Fortunately I couldn't care less if you understand what I'm saying or not.

* squint *

Beanpole wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:14 pm

Thud wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:11 pm

So core (squints)

You know it, brine brother. Although it's true you can't get a park when the nippers are on.

Indeed Beans (squints) , indeed.

Funny....I've seen that shot probably a hundred times and only just worked out its a wig. Good one, Hatchie.