Where did you surf today ?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Kunji » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:44 pm

Apparently no one has ever got a decent hold down surfing in England. The weak short period fluff cant hold you down.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by steve shearer » Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:09 pm

I got held down surfing Boscombe pier, for the first time.

I accidentally opened my mouth and got a gob full of polluted water from the stormwater drain there.

when I met my mother in law that night I had to run to the toilet to avoid projectile vomiting all over her.

true.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Drailed » Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:31 pm

Did you get Smnmnttl to write that for you Steve?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by steve shearer » Wed Jul 31, 2019 4:12 pm

If Smmmnttty wrote there would have been a gay man named Bruce on the Pier grieving a dead partner who just died of cancer.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by pinhead » Wed Jul 31, 2019 4:27 pm

steve shearer wrote:
Wed Jul 31, 2019 4:12 pm
If Smmmnttty wrote there would have been a gay man named Bruce on the Pier grieving a dead partner who just died of cancer.
And your mother in law would be a librarian
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by steve shearer » Wed Jul 31, 2019 4:33 pm

and he would have had some gross dream about her.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by godsavethequeen » Wed Jul 31, 2019 4:45 pm

Kunji wrote:
Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:44 pm
Apparently no one has ever got a decent hold down surfing in England. The weak short period fluff cant hold you down.
But look what you’re missing Coops! https://www.instagram.com/p/BzAZh6ygCWi ... hare_sheet. Boogieboard holidays! A safe space free from ridicule and prejudice, where a man can talk brown water el bellendos to his heart’s content

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Kunji » Wed Jul 31, 2019 6:20 pm

godsavethequeen wrote:
Wed Jul 31, 2019 4:45 pm
Kunji wrote:
Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:44 pm
Apparently no one has ever got a decent hold down surfing in England. The weak short period fluff cant hold you down.
But look what you’re missing Coops! https://www.instagram.com/p/BzAZh6ygCWi ... hare_sheet. Boogieboard holidays! A safe space free from ridicule and prejudice, where a man can talk brown water el bellendos to his heart’s content
Looks pretty sweet man. Here is a little further up the road. Check the trailer: https://www.monsterchildren.com/58876/f ... atography/

You ever surf up that way?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by steve shearer » Wed Jul 31, 2019 6:28 pm

that looks sick
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by godsavethequeen » Wed Jul 31, 2019 6:30 pm

It does. Nope, never surfed in Scotland. Ireland a bit but never Scotland

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by steve shearer » Wed Jul 31, 2019 7:36 pm

who did you rely on for your Irish forecasts?

MSW?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by godsavethequeen » Wed Jul 31, 2019 7:54 pm

Weather charts

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by steve shearer » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:01 pm

oooooohhhh. advanced.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by godsavethequeen » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:05 pm

Only because the internet hadn’t been invented then, mind you

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by steve shearer » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:14 pm

you were a kiddie?

did you ride a foam board?

wear a wooden jumper as a wetsuit?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by godsavethequeen » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:19 pm

Ok, pre-surf forecast sites then

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Trev » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:20 pm

steve shearer wrote:
Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:14 pm
you were a kiddie?

did you ride a foam board?

wear a wooden jumper as a wetsuit?
A wooden jumper?
#sixfeetissixfeet!

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by steve shearer » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:27 pm

woolen spell checks to wooden
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