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steve shearer wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:53 am

I had a tick on my balls once that gave me an anaphylactic reaction.

Are there ticks in Wales?

Yes, but I’m guessing the Australian version is a comically malformed brute with a discernible exoskeleton and limpid sightless eyes that sniffs out the gonads of its prey with a quivering whisker’d snout and latches on with a fanged cloaca

You were lucky you didn’t end up with lymes disease

Oh and back on the surf, what a delightful and muscular final pulse from that easterly fetch struck Sydney this afternoon!

shame about the wind, but it did die off for a while just after lunch
#pleasant

godsavethequeen wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 05, 2019 4:14 pm

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:53 am

I had a tick on my balls once that gave me an anaphylactic reaction.

Are there ticks in Wales?

Yes, but I’m guessing the Australian version is a comically malformed brute with a discernible exoskeleton and limpid sightless eyes that sniffs out the gonads of its prey with a quivering whisker’d snout and latches on with a fanged cloaca

You were lucky you didn’t end up with lymes disease

Ha. According to NSW Health there is little evidence that it occurs in Australia.

Pop the corks! There’s only six hundred and thirty one ways to suffer a lingering and painful death in Australia. Suck on that, pom

Shit. I thought this thread was the last place on here where people still talked about surfing

RickyG wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:26 pm

Shit. I thought this thread was the last place on here where people still talked about surfing

How’s your anus Ricky, still hanging out like a badly wrapped kebab?

Not quite mate

there next day my balls were big as grapefruits ands my cock was a swollen purple mess.

my wife wanted to call the ambulance, but I said, no babe, just drive me to the hospital, I'll be roight.

and then from Broken Head to Byron Bay I could barely breathe because my throat was so swollen I was suffocating.

Hows your penis these days Steve?

Spare a thought for poor old tick though, his unsuspecting gums wrapped around your leathery bawbag

If only you had of been wearing your linen pants. Surely that would have put him off.

Drailed wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:34 pm

RickyG wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:26 pm

Shit. I thought this thread was the last place on here where people still talked about surfing

How’s your anus Ricky, still hanging out like a badly wrapped kebab?

My second surf today, 2 out, shoulder high, caught a couple of waves, paddled about, no pain.

Things are looking good.

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Drailed wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:34 pm

RickyG wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:26 pm

Shit. I thought this thread was the last place on here where people still talked about surfing

How’s your anus Ricky, still hanging out like a badly wrapped kebab?

Great imagery Loof

Legion wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:38 pm

I'm surprised it was that small and only 2 out. It was still the odd 4'er where I went. But lots out.

Bitumens, 1pm. There were a few bigger ones. The others went in and I surfed by myself. It's pretty quiet down there in the middle of the day.

In Perth?

70k south of Perth