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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 2:26 pm
by swvic
It's certainly no le bron. Pretty sure it wouldn't have disrupted my teenaged erections

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 10:24 am
by offshore1
Hey, hey , you take those teenaged erections out of here this minute and over to AJ's Byron Bay masturbation training camp.

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 10:53 am
by swvic
Can I go to Shearer's wife's friend's instead?

Please! Please! Please!

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 10:58 am
by offshore1
Absolutely not.
But you may be able to borrow Nick's binoculars.

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 11:08 am
by swvic
S'pose clubbie binocs would be pretty good quality

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 11:37 am
by ajohnsen
swvic wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 10:53 am
Can I go to Shearer's wife's friend's instead?

Please! Please! Please!
No. You and Shearer and the rest of you sorry lot will be attending my Auto Érotique Classes. BYO lunch and mid-morning snack. Tea and coffee supplied.

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 12:17 pm
by swvic
This is the most confronting thing in my time on RS, but the most challenging things can also be the most rewarding. Sign me up

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 12:41 pm
by swvic
It will be outdoors I trust. It's the realsurf way

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 12:53 pm
by ajohnsen
Definitely. There'll be a two hour erection workshop during which time students will be exposed to a variety of harsh conditions. This will test their ability to get and maintain an erection. Typical scenarios will include:

- The Pass at 1-2' with lawyers and psychologists holidaying from Sydney riding longboards and SUPs
- Xavier Rudd buying deactivated almonds from the IGA
- A real-estate display window.

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 1:43 pm
by swvic
:lol:

Flymos?

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 2:55 pm
by ajohnsen
Steve's erection will be put to a special test: there'll be two visiting experts discussing the merits of daylight savings.

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 2:58 pm
by Nick Carroll
AJ! this is the best idea since "5 ways to improve your pop-up"

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 3:04 pm
by Nick Carroll
you can call it "Masturbation In Marrickville"

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 3:05 pm
by Nick Carroll
Meanwhile, cold pretty lines here in Sydney, water so clear!

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 5:40 pm
by Beanpole
What's that got to do with lawn mowers?

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 4:38 am
by offshore1
Yeah come on Nick, you know the rules, this is Realsurf, no surf talk allowed.
If you have nothing more to add to AJ'S wanking vacation getaway, fcuk off.

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 7:33 am
by Nick Carroll
Well I gave it a name, I don’t see you cnuts pitching in with any real thought or commitment

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 7:34 am
by Nick Carroll
^^TOTP got to be at least 8/10