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godsavetheking
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by godsavetheking » Fri Jul 05, 2019 4:14 pm
steve shearer wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:53 am
I had a tick on my balls once that gave me an anaphylactic reaction.
Are there ticks in Wales?
Yes, but I’m guessing the Australian version is a comically malformed brute with a discernible exoskeleton and limpid sightless eyes that sniffs out the gonads of its prey with a quivering whisker’d snout and latches on with a fanged cloaca
You were lucky you didn’t end up with lymes disease
Beanpole wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 4:06 pm
Why would I wear a mask?
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by Nick Carroll » Fri Jul 05, 2019 4:38 pm
Oh and back on the surf, what a delightful and muscular final pulse from that easterly fetch struck Sydney this afternoon!
shame about the wind, but it did die off for a while just after lunch
#pleasant
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by Trev » Fri Jul 05, 2019 5:42 pm
godsavethequeen wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 4:14 pm
steve shearer wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:53 am
I had a tick on my balls once that gave me an anaphylactic reaction.
Are there ticks in Wales?
Yes, but I’m guessing the Australian version is a comically malformed brute with a discernible exoskeleton and limpid sightless eyes that sniffs out the gonads of its prey with a quivering whisker’d snout and latches on with a fanged cloaca
You were lucky you didn’t end up with lymes disease
Ha. According to NSW Health there is little evidence that it occurs in Australia.
Beanpole
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
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I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
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by godsavetheking » Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:25 pm
Pop the corks! There’s only six hundred and thirty one ways to suffer a lingering and painful death in Australia. Suck on that, pom
Beanpole wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 4:06 pm
Why would I wear a mask?
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RickyG
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by RickyG » Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:26 pm
Shit. I thought this thread was the last place on here where people still talked about surfing
andy2476 wrote:
Ricky gets my vote. I hate undercover tards.
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by Drailed » Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:34 pm
RickyG wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:26 pm
Shit. I thought this thread was the last place on here where people still talked about surfing
How’s your anus Ricky, still hanging out like a badly wrapped kebab?
Trev wrote:I have always had a lot of time for Dick
smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable
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by RickyG » Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:48 pm
Not quite mate
andy2476 wrote:
Ricky gets my vote. I hate undercover tards.
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by steve shearer » Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:51 pm
there next day my balls were big as grapefruits ands my cock was a swollen purple mess.
my wife wanted to call the ambulance, but I said, no babe, just drive me to the hospital, I'll be roight.
and then from Broken Head to Byron Bay I could barely breathe because my throat was so swollen I was suffocating.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes
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by Drailed » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:03 pm
Hows your penis these days Steve?
Trev wrote:I have always had a lot of time for Dick
smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable
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by godsavetheking » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:04 pm
Spare a thought for poor old tick though, his unsuspecting gums wrapped around your leathery bawbag
Beanpole wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 4:06 pm
Why would I wear a mask?
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by Drailed » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:06 pm
If only you had of been wearing your linen pants. Surely that would have put him off.
Trev wrote:I have always had a lot of time for Dick
smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable
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by BA » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:15 pm
Drailed wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:34 pm
RickyG wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:26 pm
Shit. I thought this thread was the last place on here where people still talked about surfing
How’s your anus Ricky, still hanging out like a badly wrapped kebab?
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by Cranked » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:34 pm
My second surf today, 2 out, shoulder high, caught a couple of waves, paddled about, no pain.
Things are looking good.
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by channels » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:39 pm
Drailed wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:34 pm
RickyG wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:26 pm
Shit. I thought this thread was the last place on here where people still talked about surfing
How’s your anus Ricky, still hanging out like a badly wrapped kebab?
Great imagery Loof
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by Cranked » Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:18 pm
Legion wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:38 pm
I'm surprised it was that small and only 2 out. It was still the odd 4'er where I went. But lots out.
Bitumens, 1pm. There were a few bigger ones. The others went in and I surfed by myself. It's pretty quiet down there in the middle of the day.
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by steve shearer » Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:09 am
In Perth?
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes
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by Cranked » Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:45 am
70k south of Perth
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