King Tides and Killer Sharks

[Nick Carroll]

our Bengal tiger just goes out about three days before the full moon and comes back a couple of days afterward, wiping the human blood from its whiskers.

a friend of mine who has always been a bit of a puzzle can never be found anywhere on a full moon night, but then you'll often find him next morning in the bushes with no clothes on and a freshly hewn femur in his right hand.

[the prawn]

My grizzly bear shits in the woods and then a tree falls over.

[crabmeat thompson]

a friend of mine who has always been a bit of a puzzle can never be found anywhere on a full moon night, but then you'll often find him next morning in the bushes with no clothes on and a freshly hewn femur in his right hand.

You cnut! I apologised profusely and promised to clean the backyard immediately if we promised never to speak of this again.


Although now we're on the topic. I don't recommend femur, folks. I was constipated for 8 days.

[el rancho]

our husky refuses to come in for the night and sleep on the 2-3 days of the full moon

[Beanpole]

That would make a great Tat. Right across your back.......you know you want it The ER.

[crabmeat thompson]

that would make a great spray over the bonnet of my car.

[Beanpole]

A lot of tats do look like bonnet art.