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Post by mustkillmulloway » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:18 pm

like it's nearly the weekend

i'm almost due transform :shock:

i just need some details....

i mean i don't want come off as some clone :roll:

i take it :arrow:

simion drinks beer....check

plays golf....ehhh...ok..i'm sure someone lend me clubs .....check

is incrediably talented...but doesn't carry on like a dickhead over it

( i don't have check that....all ready covered 8) :lol: )

what else :?

like what do i wear :idea:

is there like a anderson uniform :idea:

thongs ( check :lol: )

i know he wears thongs

but than what a truckie blue singlet :?

i just can't see him as a fashion victim....lowes :shock:

shit...move over fat footballers....simion kill it in a lowes ad :idea:
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Post by kreepykrawly » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:25 pm

Surfin Turf wrote:
Buff_Brad wrote:It's "conscience" not concience btw surfin.

Happy to help out. Now go to sleep and fcuk off for a while with your boring boring posts like the one above. :roll: yeah that one.
thanks for that nut-job ... what on Earth would anyone do without our resident internet nerd Buff-Fat-Lonely-Hang-Up to correct our spelling and grammar ... the only thing you have of any value to offer, spelling corrections ... thank f'ck for you ...
Talk about clutching at straws …this grammatical fetish freak can only rely on spelling mistakes to cover his unimaginative and often irrational thought processes.

How sad
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Post by mustkillmulloway » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:29 pm

ohh for frocks sake....will u two go play in the sandpit :roll:

I'M TRYING BE SIMION ANDERSON :shock:

does he still have hair :?

like fully...hair,,,,is he bald

DO I HAVE SHAVE MY HAIR :shock:

ohh...not my beutifull hair :cry: :roll:
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Post by kreepykrawly » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:31 pm

[size=150]originally[/size] mustkillmulloway wrote:ohh for frocks sake....will u two go play in the sandpit :roll:

I'M TRYING BE SIMION ANDERSON :shock:

does he still have hair :?

like fully...hair,,,,is he bold

DO I HAVE SHAVE MY HAIR :shock:

ohh...not my beutifull hair :cry: :roll:

Who the f-ck is this bold SIMION ANDERSON ? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by mustkillmulloway » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:43 pm

his the same cu.nt who may just take your three fins away from u....disrectfull mother frocker :x

I AM SIMION ANDERSON :!:
( till late sunday...or i get sick trying swithchfoot....watever comes first)

BUT TILL THAN.....SEE THOSE TRI FINS HOLDING YOUR FAT GUT IN ON A BOTTOM TURN



THERE FU.CKING MINE...I BUILT EM AND OWN THEM...SO DON'T PISS ME OFF...CAUSE I'LL TAKE EM OFF YA AND LAUGH AT YA :x

i gave u so much...in return :cry:

ridicule :lol:
ps i declare this :arrow: BE SIMION ANDERSON FOR A WEEKEND...WEEKEND ( shit...i'm hopeless with slogans :lol: )

:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:

p.s is he a real blonde....aww shit all over :shock:

anything for the cause :shock:
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Post by kreepykrawly » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:51 pm

[size=150][b]originally[/b][/size] mustkillmulloway wrote:his the same cu.nt who may just take your three fins away from u....disrectfull mother frocker :x

I AM SIMION ANDERSON :!:
( till late sunday...or i get sick trying swithchfoot....watever comes first)

BUT TILL THAN.....SEE THOSE TRI FINS HOLDING YOUR FAT GUT IN ON A BOTTOM TURN



THERE FU.CKING MINE...I BUILT EM AND OWN THEM...SO DON'T PISS ME OFF...CAUSE I'LL TAKE EM OFF YA AND LAUGH AT YA :x

i gave u so much...in return :cry:

ridicule :lol:
ps i declare this :arrow: BE SIMION ANDERSON FOR A WEEKEND...WEEKEND ( shit...i'm hopeless with slogans :lol: )

:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:

p.s is he a real blonde....aww shit all over :shock:

anything for the cause :shock:

You’re the only person I know that can write himself off without even knowing it. :lol:
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Post by mustkillmulloway » Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:11 pm

awww frock it

like wat i wrote below :lol: V
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Post by kreepykrawly » Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:14 pm

[size=150][b]originally[/b][/size] mustkillmulloway wrote:HOW MANY PEOPLE DO U KNOW CAN COME UP WITH ..PRETTY MUCH...the ultimate surfboard design


than give it away

say...HOW GOODS THIS...GET YA HEAD AROUND IT :!:

i bet his spat it....had bills come in and gone


:mate the day i stop laughing @ myself is the day i lose my best material :wink:

YOU ALL OWE ME :?: :?

well we do :?

fu.ck...i enjoy singles...like quads

but love thusters

like i think simion ( i) deserves a thread of appreciation...not a thread i bummed u...u bummed me...lets share a poem :cry:

now... ARE U SIMION ANDERSON THIS WEEKEND :twisted:

or scum

this weekend i surf wrong foot forward :idea:

Stop...you're killing me :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Buff_Brad » Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:14 am

mustkillmulloway wrote:ohh for frocks sake....will u two go play in the sandpit :roll:
I'd rather take him on in a boxing ring
And show that fcuker some real sting.
Spelling corrections just to pass some time away
Like a day with no surf such as today.
Surfin you are so so serious
Lighten up pal , I'm now getting delirious
And Womble Womble I am having fun....
It's called winding up
You tragic bum.
Simon Anderson I met him once
Out at Narra with a heavy bunch.
A long time ago and the surf was big
From the Nor East and as fast as a Mig.
But he gave me a wave - a fcuking big set
I was not sure I wanted it but to not regret.
Took the drop all the way thru to carpark rights.
One of the highlights of my life.
So I am guessing he still has hair.
Albeit short but who really cares.
What you look like is immaterial
Although tell that to Kreepy
The bignoter former male model material.
So that's a wrap.
And will you all just chill out
I love youse all without a doubt.

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Post by Surfin Turf » Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:55 am

^^^^

you're a wanker ... complete tosser ...
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Post by Buff_Brad » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:13 am

Surfin Turf wrote:^^^^

you're a wanker ... complete tosser ...
Guess that means you're not going to shout me a ( I'm guessing a VB ) at the Xmas drinks then Surfin?

Hooked again. :roll:
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Post by Surfin Turf » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:32 am

Buff_Brad wrote:
Surfin Turf wrote:^^^^

you're a wanker ... complete tosser ...
Guess that means you're not going to shout me a ( I'm guessing a VB ) at the Xmas drinks then Surfin?

Hooked again. :roll:
I don't mind shouting a VB as long as I don't have to drink one ... but I had you pegged as a pink champagne type or maybe some sort of fluffy cocktail with umbrellas and sh!t in it ... :idea:
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Post by Buff_Brad » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:23 pm

Surfin Turf wrote:
Buff_Brad wrote:
Surfin Turf wrote:^^^^

you're a wanker ... complete tosser ...
Guess that means you're not going to shout me a ( I'm guessing a VB ) at the Xmas drinks then Surfin?

Hooked again. :roll:
I don't mind shouting a VB as long as I don't have to drink one ... but I had you pegged as a pink champagne type or maybe some sort of fluffy cocktail with umbrellas and sh!t in it ... :idea:
It's not at the Coogee Bay Hotel is it?

Cristal's my favourite right Kreepy. 8) Although a bit of "crystal" occasionally never hurt anyone (much). Actually don't do it kids....nasty stuff. Stick to Ket. Ah the Special K days --- miss em. Really do. I liked that name - who was the prick that banned me? Come on fess up. I don't hold grudges.
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Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:33 pm

mustkillmulloway wrote:Simon Anderson weekend
You're in deep s**t fongy....Simon has a relationship with QUIKSILVER yes the Evil Empire :lol:

and his boards are made at Base ... a veritable CORPORATION...with more than one employee

what's more, I hear his boards are sold in JAPAN and other foreign countries.

so ya gonna have to wear Quik boardies...and imagine cashing theirs and Base's cheques.

arrghhhh!
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Post by kreepykrawly » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:05 pm

Fong’s never said he supports Simon Anderson you Newport boofhead…. it’s this Simion character that he loves so much.

In fact he loves her so much that he mentioned her name 3 times in a row in 3 separate posts.

That’s love and commitment for ya.

And Butt Face Brad…… I really think I might make a concerted effort to go to this Christmas party and make you eat your words.

Just look out for someone that looks like they just punched back a point.

There might be some hyperventilating, flared nostrils and some grinding of the teeth visible….. before your lights go out.
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Post by Buff_Brad » Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:00 pm

kreepykrawly wrote: And Butt Face Brad…… I really think I might make a concerted effort to go to this Christmas party and make you eat your words.

Just look out for someone that looks like they just punched back a point.

There might be some hyperventilating, flared nostrils and some grinding of the teeth visible….. before your lights go out.
"Punched back a point?" ..... make sense you dumbfcuk.

10 to 1 on Kock Karesser turns up with his inbred brothers. I've always wanted it to be in the ring (pun not intended) with gloves, a proper ref and headgear (yeah for OUR protection) but if you really want a bar brawl then so be it. Nick Carroll and Butts may have to break it up if it lasts longer than a minute (which I doubt).

Oh you meant "pint". So you'll be inebriated as well ...... too fcuking easy.
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Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:16 pm

Image

Sorry Wands.

couldn't wait....
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Post by Surfin Turf » Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:26 am

Buff_Brad wrote:Ah the Special K days --- .
another lonely value-less tool ... but he wasn't a nut-job like you ...
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