Hemorrhoids and surfing
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Hemorrhoids and surfing
I’m a little bit concerned that I might get hemorrhoids from sitting on a cold surfboard in cold water. Has anyone got any experience with this that could help me out? I know if you sit on cold concrete you can shit your innards out if you’re not careful. I’ve been surfing for 4 years now and I haven’t had this problem yet but I am worried about those cold days when nobodies out.
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yes this is a common problem and I can almost guarrentee you will have major arse issues in the future from sitting on your board ... we all get it but most don't like to discuss it ... it usually starts after about 4 and a half years so you could give up now ... or you may end up a boogie boarder like those who cant handle the pain ... :? or you just tough it out and sit on a blow up donut when ever you can ....
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... you're the one lying down ...spongeInside wrote:dude, don't believe anyone that spells Guarantee "guarrentee"..
The only reason stand-ups get problems with their arse is because many of them pound eachother after each surf..
I can garruntey you're gonna get them in any case ....
BTW ... I don't trust anyone who spells 'each other' 'eachother' ...
Coolone, surfnturf is absolutely right. I got mine after surfing for just over 4 years. I hit about 4 and 1 months and then my *arse litterally exploded with them.
Doctors call it the "4 year tears". Its ok though, they can push them back in every couple of months or you can just get them rubber banded off. You can do it yourself if you want. Theres actually a compound in urine that is said to neutralize the roid back to its former self, so my doc says to pee in my wetsuit about once a week and this seems to work for me.
Doctors call it the "4 year tears". Its ok though, they can push them back in every couple of months or you can just get them rubber banded off. You can do it yourself if you want. Theres actually a compound in urine that is said to neutralize the roid back to its former self, so my doc says to pee in my wetsuit about once a week and this seems to work for me.
Well errrrrrr thanks for your advice people. I thought I could come on here and get some help and all I’ve got is pictures of grapes, being called a troll, told to take up boogie boarding and that I’ve had homosexual sex.
Does nobody on here take anything seriously? Will a thicker wetsuit that is warmer stop me from getting hemorrhoids? Is there any exercise I can do to tighten up the muscles?Are there any tablets I can take? Should I limit the amount of time I spend in cold water?
I don’t want a situation one day where I find myself with a rectal issue because I haven’t taken the necessary precautions. Isn’t there anyone out there concerned about this !
Thanks in advance.
Does nobody on here take anything seriously? Will a thicker wetsuit that is warmer stop me from getting hemorrhoids? Is there any exercise I can do to tighten up the muscles?Are there any tablets I can take? Should I limit the amount of time I spend in cold water?
I don’t want a situation one day where I find myself with a rectal issue because I haven’t taken the necessary precautions. Isn’t there anyone out there concerned about this !
Thanks in advance.
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Yes... erm.. no.. well it depends..coolone wrote: Does nobody on here take anything seriously?
Go into your local/nearest SDS store and ask them.. The kids in there know everything.coolone wrote: Will a thicker wetsuit that is warmer stop me from getting hemorrhoids?
You will get plenty of exercise in that area from your fellow stand-ups.. you can jab eachother up the arse whilst talking about how good your turns are..coolone wrote: Is there any exercise I can do to tighten up the muscles?
Rohypnol.. then go straight out in cold water..coolone wrote: Are there any tablets I can take? Should I limit the amount of time I spend in cold water?
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so what makes you any different to the rest of us ... I am under no illusions , I say that pretty much everyday on real surf ...coolone wrote:... I thought I could come on here and get some help and all I’ve got is pictures of grapes, being called a troll, told to take up boogie boarding and that I’ve had homosexual sex.
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1)You could always take up Jiu Jitsu instead .
It's a wanker "sport" where you you spend half the time with your head up others arses and the rest of the time with someone's head up your arse . This may de-sensitize you from the hemarroid issue ,
2) take up body boarding .... it's also a wanker sport !
3) Talk it through with Mrs KK
It's a wanker "sport" where you you spend half the time with your head up others arses and the rest of the time with someone's head up your arse . This may de-sensitize you from the hemarroid issue ,
2) take up body boarding .... it's also a wanker sport !
3) Talk it through with Mrs KK
I don't wanna be a party pooper, but i can guarantee you coolone is having you on.
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oh really coolone ... well that's a crap thing to do ... that really shits me ... you don't have the intestinal fortitude to come out ... in that case blow it out you're arse then ... and so what if I can't spell ... I don't own a the-sore-arse ...doowdle wrote:I don't wanna be a party pooper, but i can guarantee you coolone is having you on.
Well...since you asked:coolone wrote: Does nobody on here take anything seriously? Should I limit the amount of time I spend in cold water?
Nope, nobody on here takes anything seriously. Thats why we have such brilliant tangent threads - there are Poo Diaries (cheers, smnmntl), and I'm pretty sure another tangents gone up that invites pictures of funny looking c0cks.
And yes, limit your time in cold water. In fact, err on the side of safety and don't come back in the water at all. I hear that not only can you get hemorrhoids from surfing, you will get chlamydia, and YOU WILL DIE.
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