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Is New Zealans scarey ?

Never been eaten before
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If someone trys to eat me i will eat them back
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good waves there so i will take a chance
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only good for snowbaording
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Stay away from North Island. They are hungrier there
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Human tastes like pork
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Total votes: 6

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chrisb
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Post by chrisb » Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:51 pm

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Post by kreepykrawly » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:01 am

I once met a Kiwi that swore on his mothers life that he has never had sex with a sheep when I knew for a fact that his mother was dead.

Quite honestly I’ve never seen the appeal of having sex with a sheep.

There really should be laws in place over there to stop the masses from humpin’ their livestock.

It’s just not right !!!

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Post by silvynn » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:44 am

chrisb wrote:dah dah dah
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pWejAnLUQ

such gud times bro.

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Post by smackthatlip » Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:12 pm

A lot of NZ mutton is exported here to Aus so if that lamb cordonbleau seemed extra creamy you now know why :twisted:

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Post by half » Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:56 am

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Post by Doodles » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:03 pm

[quote="Shaunm"]Went there years ago. Pubs closed @ 9, TV coled @ 10 and you had to be 21 to drink.
Pretty place, pretty boring place.

Best part of NZ is the airport, on the way home!

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Post by smackthatlip » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:10 pm

Hey Doodles; did you notice the groups of people dancing around as your plane took off. That was NZ'ers celebrating. :P

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Post by Doodles » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:44 pm

smackthatlip wrote:Hey Doodles; did you notice the groups of people dancing around as your plane took off. That was NZ'ers celebrating. :P
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Post by Kunji » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:51 pm

Doodles wrote:
smackthatlip wrote:Hey Doodles; did you notice the groups of people dancing around as your plane took off. That was NZ'ers celebrating. :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well, this thread has flushed 2 NZ'ers out.

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Post by Doodles » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:57 pm

Well, this thread has flushed 2 NZ'ers out.[/quote]

Hey Coops, I guess our work here is done! 8) 8)

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Post by Surfin Turf » Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:35 pm

Went to NZ for 5 weeks Sept/Oct '06, absolutely excellent place ....

Surf wise .... had waves at a nice long right hand point on the south island in 12 deg. water , which for the lamen, is abso-f'cken-lutely freezing cold ... wore 5 mil fleece lined suit, booties, gloves and hood ... seals everywhere ... biggest worry was what else was out there if there were seals swimming around everywhere .... :shock:

apart from that did all sorts of adventure stuff ... they are certainly less fearfull of law suits in NZ because you can do all sorts of crazy activities .... family had a ball ... highly recomend ....

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Post by kreepykrawly » Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:33 pm

To tell you the truth most of the kiwi fruit that I’ve met have been actually quite nice people….. its just that i find it a little disturbing what they do with the "grass feeders".....late at night.... when the kiddies are tucked in bed.

I think this sort of behaviour needs to stop.

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Post by kreepykrawly » Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:46 pm

In fact…. I think we all need to hold hands while we bow our heads…. in remembrance of the fallen sheep.

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